Life Is

[B]Life is like a thrift s[E]tore

Oh, the joy of the score
[B]The thrill of the hunt
The love of the [E]game

I'm the moth, life is the flame
[B]I always seem to want more
[E]Than I can afford
[B]It's just too short for the [E]pain
I'm in the gutter, life is the [D]lane..[A].    [E]
Life is the [D]lane..[A].    [E]

Life is like an ice cream cone
Dripping down your hand
You gotta learn how to lick it
Or you'll be in a sweet sticky puddle right where you stand
So many flavors to choose from
Yet so hard to decide
Life is like a rocky road stain
It's just along for the ride
It's along for the ride...

[E]Cuz it's the same dance, [B]different song
[C#]Sleep won't let me rock it to you [A]all night long
It's [E]Acoustalunatickle [B]anarchy
[C#]I love it when you don't take me [A]serious[Bb]ly     [B]

Life is like a roller coaster
With a big long line
You get burned in the sun while you're waiting
For your turn to ride
Loop-de-loop and twist and turn
All at high speeds
Life is the rush of the first drop
That's the jones that I feel...
That's the jones that I feel...

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Life is like this dumb song
That gets stuck in your head
It's bangin' 'round from when you wake up
Until you go back to bed
It's just like that ice cream cone
Dripping down your hand
You gotta learn how to lick it
Or you'll be in a sweet sticky puddle right where you stand...
Be in a sweet sticky puddle right where you stand...