Jesus And Tomatoes

[E]I bought a pack of seeds, Tennessee Bradleys, the
[A]best homegrown you'll find
[E]How it happened I don't know, must've been the Miracle-Gro, oh
[A]I could not believe my eyes
[G]In my to[A]mato bed, [C]a holy image [D]blood-red

[Em]Smile, God loves yo[C]u
[G]I see him [D]on the vine, [Am]this just might [C]be a [D]sign
[Em]Help me I'm con[A]fused
[C]So many brands to choose, [D]Jesus and tomatoes coming soon

Folks came from miles around, they laid their money down to
see that ripe phenomenon.
Even made the evening news and had a website too, this
vegetable from heaven (or is it a fruit?)
What rose up from the dirt now sells on t-shirts

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The profits kept rolling in, I prayed they'd never end and
filed for tax exemption.
I heard a knocking at my door, was a lawyer for the Lord saying
"Don't do this no more"
I said "Come and dine with me, we'll have a BLT"

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