Five Finger Discount

I [G]know you stole my panties
'Cause I've [C]got the matching [G]bra
My [G]girlfriend said she saw you out
With my [D]favorite red dress on
[Em]She said you were [D]dancing in my
[C]Black snake skin [G]flats
[A]Acting like a stripper and you
[D]Didn't even match

You want a [C]five finger disc[G]ount
But [D]nothing in life is [Em]free
How 'bout you w[C]ork hard for you[G] want
Instead of [D]lifting it from me
If it'd [Em]help just a little
I'll [D]give you the middle
And [C]help you cut the [G]cost
Can't give you a f[C]ive finger disco[G]unt
But here's [D]twenty percent of[Em]f       [D]

I [G]can't believe what you've done to me
After [C]letting you in my [G]house
[G]Who knew you were casing the joint
While [D]sleeping on my couch
I'm [Em]sure you'll find for[D]giveness
Yeah, I'm[C] willing to [G]bet
'Cause that's my [A]grandma's Jesus necklace
[D]Hanging 'round your neck

You want a [C]five finger disc[G]ount
But [D]nothing in life is [Em]free
How 'bout you w[C]ork hard for you[G] want
Instead of [D]lifting it from me
If it'd [Em]help just a little
I'll [D]give you the middle
And [C]help you cut the [G]cost
Can't give you a f[C]ive finger disco[G]unt
But here's [D]twenty percent of[Em]f       [D]

    [D] - stop
The cops ain't gonna help me
     [D] - stop
This town is pretty small
     [D] - stop
I'm gonna find out when I find you
     [D] - stop
That pretty girls can brawl
You want a [C]five finger disc[G]ount
But [D]nothing in life is [Em]free
Well you [C]better hope that [G]karma ain't
A [D]bigger bitch than me
If it'd [Em]help just a little
I'll [D]give you the middle
And [C]help you cut the [G]cost
Can't give you a f[C]ive finger disco[G]unt
But here's [D]twenty percent of[Em]f
Can't give you a f[C]ive finger disco[G]unt
But here's [D]twenty percent of[G]f