Bait A Hook

I[D] heard you had to drive him home after two umbrella drinks
I heard he's gotta Prius cuz he's into bein' green
My  [G]  buddy said he saw y'all eatin' that Sushi stuff
 [D]  Baby that don't sound like you
That don't sound like love
It  [A]  sounds like it sucks

He can't even bait a  [G]  hook
He can't even skin a  [D]  buck
He don't know who Jack  [A]  Daniels is
Ain't ever drove a  [D]  truck
Knows how to throw out a  [G]  line
But not the kind in a Field and Stream  [D]  book
No darling I ain't even  [A]  worried
You'll come runnin' back
He can't even bait a  [D]  hook
 [G]

Has he  [D]  kissed you in a hay field
As the summer rain falls down?
Has he took you to meet his Mama
Back in his hometown?
Does he  [G]  drive the interstate, or
does he take them ole back roads?
Can he  [D]  melt your heart with a country song
Every good ole boy should know?
I  [A]  didn't think so

 [G]  It won't be that long 'til
You  [D]  start gettin' bored
I'll be  [A]  smilin' on the river
Reelin' in one more

No baby I ain't even  [A]  worried
He can't even bait a  [D]  hook
([D]-[G]-[D]-[G]-[D])