Skullcrusher Mountain
Jonathan CoultonVersion1TuningE2 A2 D3 G3 B3 E4 (low to high)
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Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
I see you met my assistant Scarface
His appearance is quite disturbing
but I assure you he's harmless enough
He's a sweetheart, calls me Master
And he has a way of finding pretty things
and bringing them to me
I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me
from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you....yet
I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony
making a gift for you?
I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me
from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you....yet
Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
While up above the waves my doomsday squad
ignites the atmosphere
And all the fools who lead their foolish lives
may find it quite explosive
Well it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here
You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain
So maybe you could cut me just a little slack
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've been patient, I've been gracious
And this mountain is covered with wolves
Hear them howling, my hungry children
Maybe you should stay and have another drink
and think about me and you
Final Chorus
I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me
from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet
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Readable chord sheet for Skullcrusher Mountain by Jonathan Coulton
Tuning: E2 A2 D3 G3 B3 E4 (low to high)
[E] [Esus4] [E] [Esus4] [E]Welcome to my secret [Esus4]lair on Skullcrusher [E]Mountain[Esus4] I [E]hope that you've enjoyed your [Esus4]stay so far I see you [E7]met my assistant Scarface His ap[A]pearance is quite dist[E]urbing but I as[A]sure you he's harmless e[B7]nough He's a [A]sweetheart, calls me [E]Master And he has a [A]way of [B7]finding [A]pretty [B7]things and [A]bringing them to [B7]me [E]I'm so into you But I'm [Bm]way too smart for you Even my [A]henchmen think I'm crazy I'm not sur[Am]prised that you agree If you could [E]find some way to be A little bit [Bm]less afraid of me You'd see the [A]voices that control me from in[Am]side my head Say [D7]I shouldn't kill yo[E]u....yet[Esus4] I [E]made this half-pony half-[Esus4]monkey monster to [E]please you[Esus4] [E]But I get the feeling that [Esus4]you don't like it [E7]What's with all the screaming? You like [A]monkeys, you like [E]ponies Maybe you [A]don't like monsters so [B7]much Maybe I [A]used too many [E]monkeys Isn't it [A]enough to [B7]know that I [A]ruined a [B7]pony [A]making a gift for [B7]you? [E]I'm so into you But I'm [Bm]way too smart for you Even my [A]henchmen think I'm crazy I'm not sur[Am]prised that you agree If you could [E]find some way to be A little bit [Bm]less afraid of me You'd see the [A]voices that control me from in[Am]side my head Say [D7]I shouldn't kill yo[E]u....yet[Esus4] [E] [E7] Picture the [A]two of us alone inside my [Abm]golden submarine While up [A]above the waves my [B7]doomsday squad ig[E]nites the atmo[E7]sphere And all the [A]fools who lead their foolish lives may [Abm]find it quite ex[C#7]plosive Well it [F#m]won't mean half as much to me if [A]I don't have you [B7]here You [E]know it isn't easy living [Esus4]here on Skullcrusher [E]Mountain[Esus4] So [E]maybe you could cut me just a [Esus4]little slack Would it [E7]kill you to be civil? I've been [A]patient, I've been [E]gracious And this [A]mountain is covered with [B7]wolves Hear them [A]howling, my hungry [E]children Maybe you should [A]stay and [B7]have an[A]other [B7]drink and [A]think about me and [B7]you Final Chorus [E]I'm so into you But I'm [Bm]way too smart for you Even my [A]henchmen think I'm crazy I'm not sur[Am]prised that you agree If you could [E]find some way to be A little bit [Bm]less afraid of me You'd see the [A]voices that control me from in[Am]side my head Say [D7]I shouldn't kill yo[E]u yet [D7]I shouldn't kill yo[E]u yet [D7]I shouldn't kill yo[E]u yet[Esus4] [E]