Screwed
Jonathan CoultonVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
E--3---0---0---2---3---2---0----0---2-----------3---|
B--0---1---2---3---1---0---0----1---1----5------3---|
G--0---0---0---2---0---2---0----0---2----4------2---|
D--0---2---2---0---2---1---2----2---0----5------0---|
A--2---3---0-------x---2---2----0--------4----------|
E--3---------------3-------0------------------------|
I've also tabbed out the little fills he does and labelled them
figure 1 and figure 2.
(fig.1) (fig.2)
E-------------3---|-----3----3--3----|
B---------1---0---|---0-1----0--0----|
G---------0---0---|---0-0----0--0----|
D--0h2p0--2---0---|---0-2----0--0----|
A-----------------|------------------|
E-----------------|----------3-------|
Thats all you need, now heres the song.
Some dumb Indian sold Manhattan for Seven bucks and a bottle of booze
Went out drinking and came home sober and Told his friends the good news
Bernadette saw the Virgin Mary but No one else could and everyone tried
All her friends said that she'd gone crazy, she Joined a convent and died
I'm the Indian, I am Bernadette
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
I just signed it, I never reviewed
All the fine print you wrote out
Now I guess I'm
screwed
Indiana Jones liked to travel, he Took his friend on a treasure hunt trip
Did a favor, threw him the idol but Never got back his whip
Boba Fett was a bounty hunter, he Did his job well, he brought back his man
He was clutching his unspent money when he Fell down a hole in the sand
I am Dr. Jones, I am Boba Fett
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
I just signed it, I never reviewed
All the fine print you wrote out
Now I guess I'm
screwed
Cm7b5 G (Fig.1) C#m7b5 G (Fig.2)
It's bad news for me again, It never ends
I got no prize inside my Happy Meal
Cm7b5 G C#m7b5 G (Fig.1)
I got lots of money, I got lots of friends
Just like Meatloaf got a record deal
Alexander Graham Bell made telephones, His friend Watson was out all the time
Called him up just to chat, nobody home, Never got back his dime
Once upon a time France was beautiful, Had a queen who gave everyone cake
Then the people got mad and killed her dead, Took back all they could take
I am Graham Bell, Marie Antionette
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
I just signed it, I never reviewed
All the fine print you wrote out
Now I guess I'm
screwed
Have fun,
Dave
Guitar Tab Legend:
h - Hammer on
p - Pull off
x - finger mute (fretboard hand)
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Readable chord sheet for Screwed by Jonathan Coulton
[G] [C] [A7] [D] [G/C] [B7] [Em] [Am7] [D7] [C#m7b5] [Dsus4] E--3---0---0---2---3---2---0----0---2-----------3---| B--0---1---2---3---1---0---0----1---1----5------3---| G--0---0---0---2---0---2---0----0---2----4------2---| D--0---2---2---0---2---1---2----2---0----5------0---| A--2---3---0-------x---2---2----0--------4----------| E--3---------------3-------0------------------------| I've also tabbed out the little fills he does and labelled them figure 1 and figure 2. (fig.1) (fig.2) E-------------3---|-----3----3--3----| B---------1---0---|---0-1----0--0----| G---------0---0---|---0-0----0--0----| D--0h2p0--2---0---|---0-2----0--0----| A-----------------|------------------| E-----------------|----------3-------| Thats all you need, now heres the song. [G] [C] [A7] [D] [G] [G/C] [G] [G]Some dumb [C]Indian [A7]sold Man[D]hattan for [G]Seven [C]bucks and a [A7]bottle of [D]booze [G]Went out d[C]rinking and [A7]came home [D]sober and [G]Told his [C]friends the good [G]news [G]Berna[C]dette saw the [A7]Virgin [D]Mary but [G]No one e[C]lse could and e[A7]veryone [D]tried [G]All her [C]friends said [A7]that she'd gone [D]crazy, she [G]Joined a [C]convent and [G]died [B7]I'm the [Em]Indian,[B7] I am [Em]Bernadette [D]I'm the [G]sucker who [D]doesn't [G]know it yet [B7]I just [Em]signed it, I [B7]never re[Em]viewed All the [A7]fine print you wrote out[Am7] [D7]Now I guess I'm [G]screwed [C] [A7] [D] [G] [G/C] [G] [G]India[C]na Jones [A7]liked to [D]travel, he [G]Took his [C]friend on a [A7]treasure hunt [D]trip [G]Did a [C]favor, t[A7]hrew him the [D]idol but [G]Never [C]got back his [G]whip [G]Boba [C]Fett was a [A7]bounty [D]hunter, he [G]Did his [C]job well, he [A7]brought back his [D]man [G]He was [C]clutching his [A7]unspent [D]money when he[G] Fell down a [C]hole in the [G]sand [B7]I am [Em]Dr. Jones,[B7] I am [Em]Boba Fett [D]I'm the [G]sucker who [D]doesn't [G]know it yet [B7]I just [Em]signed it, I [B7]never re[Em]viewed All the [A7]fine print you wrote out[Am7] [D7]Now I guess I'm [G]screwed [C] [A7] [D] [G] [G/C] [G] C It's bad news for me again, It never ends [C#m7b5]I got no [G]prize inside my [D]Happy Meal [Dsus4] [D] C I got lots of money, I got lots of friends [C#m7b5]Just like [G]Meatloaf got a [D]record deal [Dsus4] [D] [G]Alex[C]ander Graham [A7]Bell made [D]telephones,[G] His friend [C]Watson was [A7]out all the [D]time [G]Called him [C]up just to [A7]chat, no[D]body home,[G] Never [C]got back his [G]dime [G]Once up[C]on a time [A7]France was [D]beautiful,[G] Had a [C]queen who gave [A7]everyone [D]cake [G]Then the [C]people got [A7]mad and [D]killed her dead,[G] Took back [C]all they could [G]take [B7]I am [Em]Graham Bell,[B7] Marie [Em]Antionette [D]I'm the [G]sucker who [D]doesn't [G]know it yet [B7]I just [Em]signed it, I [B7]never re[Em]viewed All the [A7]fine print you wrote out[Am7] [D7]Now I guess I'm [G]screwed [C] [A7] [D] [G] [G/C] [G] Have fun, Dave Guitar Tab Legend: h - Hammer on p - Pull off x - finger mute (fretboard hand)