Automobile

[E]

[E]February morning, my car won't start today
[E]I turned the key at 8:03 and the battery passed away
[E]Inside a' my automobile
[E]I want my automobile
[E]I want my automobile
I want to [B]drive it all around this [E]world

[E]Bride's gettin' married in the Springtime
[E]Widow's gettin married in the Fall
[E]I got married in high school
[E]Or I wouldn't of got married at all
[E]I'd be drivin' my automobile
[E]Be drivin' my automobile
[E]Be drivin' my automobile
I wanna [B]drive it all around this [E]world

[E]Everybody said to the new groom
[E]Groom, what ya gonna be
[E]I said I'm gonna be a symphony
[E]Just as soon as I find a key
[E]To my automobile
[E]I want my automobile
[E]I want my automobile
[B]All around this [E]world

[E]      [A]      [B]      [E]

[E]Columbus sailed the ocean
[E]Moses parted the sea
[E]Dolores left me yesterday
[E]Well, I think she took the key
[E]To my automobile
[E]I want my automobile
[E]I want my automobile
Wanna [B]drive it all around this [E]world

[E]Now I held a little bitty baby
[E]I held a woman all night
[E]Whenever I get the hiccups
[E]I hold my breath 'til my head gets light
[E]Then I drive my automobile
[E]Yeah I drive my automobile
[E]I drive my automobile
I'm want to [B]drive it all around this [E]world

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[E]February morning, my car won't start today
[E]I turned the key at 8:03 and the battery passed away
[E]Inside a' my automobile
[E]I want my automobile
[E]I want my automobile
I want to [B]drive it all around this [E]world

(Spoken)
It is a beautiful day for a ride
Hey, get your head down I can't see anything
Someone give me a cigarette
I don't want to take my hands off the wheel
We ought to take the air filter off this sucker.
So we can see what it will really do.
Uh oh, it looks to me like a HOS-PITAL Zone
Everybody get quiet. Shhhhhhhh.
Don't wake the dead up.
We're almost out. Hang on. Uh Oh here we go.
Well, you can just hold it until we get to the next town.