Most Unoriginal Sin

[D]What there was lef[A]t of us
Was all covered in dust and thick skin            [D]
A hal[A]f eaten apple

Or the whole Sistine Chapel
Painted on the head of a pin         [D]
A li[G]fe long love's worth

Gone up in a smurk
And you didn't even see her waltz in             [D]
Now this love[G] is a ghost

Having played host
To the most unoriginal sin         [D]

At the wedd[A]ing we smiled
While some devil played wild violin            [D]
[A]Soon after the chapel

She offered me that apple
One bite and I was gone with the wind               [D]
And you needed [G]no proof

Cause the whole naked truth
Was wearing only an infidel's grin           [D]
And a proud [A]schoolboy's boast

Of having left his post
For the most unoriginal sin        [D]

INSTRUMENTAL  [D]/[G]/[D]/[A]/[D] x2

Now the jukebox[A] is humming
All the venial shortcomings of men            [D]
Lord I fou[A]nd me this drink

That can finally sink
All the skills that I've been wallowing in             [D]
Buddy once y[G]ou get started

Once true love's departed
You do it over and over again        [D]
So tonigh[A]t I will toast

Just whoever comes close
To the most unoriginal sin.       [D]