Silver Platter Club

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I [D]wish that I could get up in the [Dmaj7]early morning time,
And things would [D7]fall out of the sky into my [G]lap,
I [Gm]wish I had the brain of a T[D]yrannosaurus Rex,
So that I [E]wouldn't have to deal with all this [A]crap.

I [D]wish that I'd been born with skin that [Dmaj7]turned to golden brown,
While [D7]at the beach relaxing in the summer [G]time,
I [Gm]wish that I was good at football, [D]baseball and lacrosse,
Darts and [E]basketball, and poker, golf and [A]chess. [Bbm]

[Bm]   I'm sorry that they didn't [E]hand it to me,
   On a [A]silver platter, like they did to [D]you.[Dmaj7]
[Bm]   I'm sorry that I wasn't [E]able to become,
   The [A]man you think I should aspire [D]to. [Dmaj7]

Small instrumental - [Bm]  [D]  [E]  [A]

I [D]wish I had the genes of Ed[Dmaj7]wardo Verastegui,
That I was [D7]effortlessly masculine as [G]well,
I [Gm]wish that confidence was all you [D]could see in my eyes,
Like those [E]interviews in locker rooms with [A]talented sports guys.

I [D]wish I had no self-awareness [Dmaj7]like the guys I know,
Who [D7]float right through their lives without a [G]thought.
Or [Gm]that I didn't give a shit what any[D]body thought of me,
That I was [E]so relaxed you'd think that I was [A]bored. [Bbm]

[Bm]   I'm sorry that they didn't [E]hand it to me,
   On a [A]silver platter, like they did to [D]you.[Dmaj7]
[Bm]   I'm sorry that I wasn't [E]able to become,
   The [A]man you think I should aspire [D]to. [Dmaj7]

[Repeat chords from chorus]

[Bm]   I'm sorry that they didn't [E]hand it to me,
   On a [A]silver platter, like they did to [D]you.[Dmaj7]
[Bm]   I'm sorry that I wasn't [E]able to become,
   The [A]man you think I should aspire [D]to. [Dmaj7]

[Bm]   I'm sorry that they didn't [E]hand it to me,
   On a [A]silver platter, like they did to [D]you.[Dmaj7]
[Bm]   I'm sorry that I wasn't [E]able to become,
   The [A]man you think I should aspire [D]to. [Dmaj7]

[Bm]   I'm sorry that they didn't [E]hand it to me,
   On a [A]silver platter, like they did to [D]you.[Dmaj7]
[Bm]   I'm sorry that I wasn't [E]able to become,
   The [A]man you think I should aspire [D]to. [Dmaj7]

[Bm]   I'm sorry that they didn't [E]hand it to me,
   On a [A]silver platter, like they did to [D]you.

Was that my other one?