The Man Who Couldn't Afford to Orgy
John CaleVersion1
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Chords in this song
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Pity the poor man, pity the sad man
Pity the green man, who couldn't afford to orgy
Pity the policeman, pity the snowman
Pity the woman, who couldn't afford to orgy
Good for the postman, good for the con man
Good for the milkman, they can afford to orgy
Good for the butcher, good for the astronaut
Good for the curate, they can afford to orgy
If it's a problem, getting together
Leave it alone, it's the easiest way
Great while it lasts, but it don't last forever
Nothing like living real dangerously
Sorry to hear it, sorry to see it
Sorry to mention they couldn't afford to orgy
Seems such a bother, one thing or another
Tempting and teasing, just want an orgy
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Readable chord sheet for The Man Who Couldn't Afford to Orgy by John Cale
[Bb]Pity the poor [F]man, [Bb]pity the [F]sad man [Bb]Pity the [F]green man, who couldn't [Bb]afford to [F]orgy [Bb]Pity the [F]policeman, [Bb]pity the [F]snowman [Bb]Pity the [F]woman, who couldn't [Bb]afford to [F]orgy [G] [C] [G] [C] [A] [D] [A] [D] Good for the postman, good for the con man Good for the milkman, they can afford to orgy Good for the butcher, good for the astronaut Good for the curate, they can afford to orgy If it's a problem, getting together Leave it alone, it's the easiest way Great while it lasts, but it don't last forever Nothing like living real dangerously Sorry to hear it, sorry to see it Sorry to mention they couldn't afford to orgy Seems such a bother, one thing or another Tempting and teasing, just want an orgy