As Country As She Gets

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[D]She hates goin' anywhere in my old truck
[D]She says it's always muddy and it rides so rough
And there [Em]ain't no graceful w[G]ay to climb up [D]in a dress [G]
Yeah [Em]I'm about as c[A]ountry as she g[D]ets

[D]I might get her on the lake to fish with me
[D]If the water's smooth and the sky is blue with a nice cool breeze
But [Em]anything we c[G]atch I'll have to c[D]lean myself [G]
Cause [Em]I'm about as c[A]ountry as she g[D]ets

She'll slip o[G]ff a pair of h[D]eels
Walk baref[G]oot across the fi[D]eld
Climb up [G]on the fence [D/A]just to be near m[A]e
Somet[Em]imes I think that h[G]orse still scares her h[D]alf to death [G]
Yeah [Em]I'm about as c[A]ountry as she g[D]ets

[D]She likes being within spending distance of a mall
[D]Havin' enough bars to make a cell phone call
Put her [Em]in a crowd and s[G]he's right in her [D]element [G]
Yeah [Em]I'm about as c[A]ountry as she g[D]ets

She'll slip o[G]ut on the porch someti[D]mes
When that [G]sun's low in the sk[D]y
Pull up a r[G]ocking chair [D/A]just to be with [A]me
Un[Em]til that first big j[G]unebug buzzes [D]by her head [G]
You see [Em]I'm about as c[A]ountry as she g[D]ets

Yeah [Em]I'm about as c[A]ountry as she g[D]ets

[D]She hates goin' anywhere in my old truck