If You Wanna Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life

[G]If you wanna be [C]happy for the rest of your [D]life
Never make a [Bm]pretty woman your [Em]wife
So from my [C]personal point of [D]view
Get an [D7]ugly girl to [D]marry [G]you

[G]If you wanna be [C]happy for the rest of your [D]life
Never make a [Bm]pretty woman your [Em]wife
So from my [C]personal point of [D]view
Get an [D7]ugly girl to [D]marry [G]you

[G]A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very [D]often causes his down[G]fall

As soon as he marries her, then she starts
Doing the [D]things that will break his [G]heart

[G]But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You'll be [D]happy for the rest of your [G]life

An ugly woman cooks your meals on time
An she'll [D]always give you peace of [G]mind

[G]If you wanna be [C]happy for the rest of your [D]life
Never make a [Bm]pretty woman your [Em]wife
So from my [C]personal point of [D]view
Get an ugly [D7]girl to [D]marry [G]you

[G]Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go a[D]head and marry any[G]way

Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match

Take it from [D]me, she's a better [G]catch

[G]If you wanna be [C]happy for the rest of your [D]life
Never make a [Bm]pretty woman your [Em]wife
So from my [C]personal point of [D]view
Get an ugly [D7]girl to [D]marry [G]you

Say man.
Hey baby.
I saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.

[G]If you wanna be [C]happy for the rest of your [D]life
Never make a [Bm]pretty woman your [Em]wife
So from my [C]personal point of [D]view
Get an ugly [D7]girl to [D]marry [G]you  3x