7 Old Ladies Got Locked In The Lavatory
Jimmy FlynnVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
Oh Dear, what can the matter be?
No Chord
Seven old ladies got locked (optional)where? (Audience:)in the lavatory!
They were there from Sunday to Saturday
Nobody knew they were there
(performer)la la la
No Chord
(audience echo)la la la
(This call-and-answer is done 4 times)
Actually, each time, the vocalist changed pitches from really high
to really low as a gag so the guitar is lost behind this, and since
this came from a live album, the mild guitar is also lost in the
laughter, but you can basically choose any 4 notes you want for in
here.
Well the first old lady, was old Mrs. Humphry
She only went in to make herself comfy
But when she went to leave she couldn't get her bum free
Cause nobody knew she was there
Well the next one in line was old Mrs. Draper
She went in but couldn't find the paper
(No Chord)
So she used a brick layers scraper
And nobody knew she was there
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Flynn
She only went in on a personal whim
(No Chord)
Somehow she got stuck between the bowl and the rim
Cause nobody knew she was there
Well the next one in was Mrs. McArthur
She needed to go, to the washroom she darted
(No Chord)
She paid a nickel but only (horn simulating flatulence)
And nobody knew she was there
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Schuster
(No Chord)
She sat on the handel and thought someone goosed her
(No Chord)
Said "Oh my dear, it don't feel like it used to"
Nobody knew she was there
Well the last old lady was old Mrs. Mason
Well she had to go so she used a basin
That was the water that he washed his face in
Nobody knew she was there
ended with a big swig-o-beer!
Have Fun!
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Readable chord sheet for 7 Old Ladies Got Locked In The Lavatory by Jimmy Flynn
[G]Oh D[C]ear, wh[G]at can the ma[C]tter be?
[G] [C] [D] No Chord
Seven old ladies got locked (optional)where? (Audience:)in the lavatory!
[G]They were th[C]ere from Su[G]nday to Satu[C]rday
[G]Nobody kn[C]ew they were th[D]ere
(performer)[A]la la la
No Chord
(audience echo)la la la
(This call-and-answer is done 4 times)
Actually, each time, the vocalist changed pitches from really high
to really low as a gag so the guitar is lost behind this, and since
this came from a live album, the mild guitar is also lost in the
laughter, but you can basically choose any 4 notes you want for in
here.
[G]Well the fi[C]rst old la[F]dy, was o[C]ld Mrs. Hump[G]hry
She o[C]nly went [F]in to ma[C]ke herself co[G]mfy
But wh[C]en she went to lea[F]ve she cou[C]ldn't get her b[G]um free
Cause no[C]body kn[F]ew she was the[C]re
[G]Well the ne[C]xt one in [F]line was [C]old Mrs. Dra[G]per
She w[C]ent in bu[F]t couldn[C]'t find the p[G]aper
[C] [F] (No Chord)
So she used a brick layers scraper
And nob[C]ody kne[F]w she was ther[C]e
[G]Well the ne[C]xt old l[F]ady was o[C]ld Mrs. Flyn[G]n
She o[C]nly went [F]in on a [C]personal wh[G]im
[C] [F] (No Chord)
Somehow she got stuck between the bowl and the rim
Cause [C]nobody [F]knew she was t[C]here
[G]Well the ne[C]xt one i[F]n was M[C]rs. McA[G]rthur
She n[C]eeded to [F]go, to the wash[C]room she da[G]rted
[C] [F] (No Chord)
She paid a nickel but only (horn simulating flatulence)
And n[C]obody k[F]new she was th[C]ere
[G]Well the ne[C]xt old l[F]ady was o[C]ld Mrs. S[G]chuster
[C] [F] (No Chord)
She sat on the handel and thought someone goosed her
[C] [F] (No Chord)
Said "Oh my dear, it don't feel like it used to"
No[C]body kn[F]ew she was the[C]re
[G]Well the la[C]st old l[F]ady was o[C]ld Mrs. M[G]ason
Well sh[C]e had to [F]go so [C]she used a b[G]asin
That wa[C]s the wat[F]er that [C]he washed his f[G]ace in
N[C]obody k[F]new she was th[C]ere
ended with a big swig-o-beer!
Have Fun!