Two Beers And Jump The Ballad Of Stephen Slater
Jimmy FallonVersion1
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D-DU-UDU
This here is the story
of a man from Jet Blue
Got pushed around, on the job
So he did what he had to do
the passenger was gettin rude
Stephen grabbed two ice cold beers
He got on the PA and said
there goes 28 years
And then he took them beers and jumped
He took two beers and jumped
He took two beers and jumped
yeah, he took two beers and jumped
So when your boss is riden your ass
you gotta get two beers and jump
When your truck aint got no gas
you gotta get two beers and jump
You gotta get two beers and jump
yeah, he took two beers and jumped
So when you learn your wifes been cheating
you gotta get two beers and jump
When your phone aint got no reception
you gotta get two beers and jump
When youve had enough of your congressmen
you gotta get two beers and jump
When you burn your eggs in the fryin pan
you gotta get two beers and jump
When the dishes are pilin up in the sink
you gotta get two beers and jump
When your favorite pen runs out of ink
you gotta get two beers and jump
When people have ugly feet and where flip flops
you gotta get two beers and jump
When the bank forecloses on your house
you gotta get two beers and jump
When the batteries die on your wireless mouse
you gotta get two beers and jump
When someone tells you what happened on Jersey Shore
you gotta get two beers and jump
When your mad as hell and cant take it any more
you gotta get two beers and jump
You gotta get two beers and jump
gotta get two beers and jump x6
You gotta get two beers and jump (Grab those beers!)
you gotta get two beers and jump (and take that slide!)
you gotta get two beers and jump (and then jump on down!)
you gotta get two beers and jump (come on down to the other side!)
Repeat Chorus and Fade Out!
END!!!
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Readable chord sheet for Two Beers And Jump The Ballad Of Stephen Slater by Jimmy Fallon
[D]This here is the story of a m[C]an from Jet [G]Blue [D]Got pushed around, on the job So he d[C]id what he had to [G]do [D]the passenger was gettin rude Stephen [C]grabbed two ice cold [G]beers [D]He got on the PA and said [C]there goes 28 [G]years [D]And then he took them beers and jumped [C]He took two beers and [G]jumped [G]He took two beers and jumped yeah, [C]he took two beers and [G]jumped [D]So when your boss is riden your ass you gotta [C]get two beers and [G]jump [D]When your truck aint got no gas you gotta [C]get two beers and [G]jump [G]You gotta get two beers and jump yeah, [C]he took two beers and [G]jumped [D]So when you learn your wifes been cheating you gotta [C]get two beers and [G]jump [D]When your phone aint got no reception you gotta [C]get two beers and [G]jump [D]When youve had enough of your congressmen you gotta [C]get two beers and [G]jump [D]When you burn your eggs in the fryin pan you gotta [C]get two beers and [G]jump [D]When the dishes are pilin up in the sink you gotta [C]get two beers and [G]jump [D]When your favorite pen runs out of ink you gotta [C]get two beers and [G]jump [D]When people have ugly feet and where flip flops you gotta [C]get two beers and [G]jump [D]When the bank forecloses on your house you gotta [C]get two beers and [G]jump [D]When the batteries die on your wireless mouse you gotta [C]get two beers and [G]jump [D]When someone tells you what happened on Jersey Shore you gotta [C]get two beers and [G]jump [D]When your mad as hell and cant take it any more you gotta [C]get two beers and [G]jump [G]You gotta get two beers and jump gotta[C] get two beers and [G]jump x6 [G]You gotta get two beers and jump (Grab those beers!) you gotta[C] get two beers and [G]jump (and take that slide!) [G]you gotta get two beers and jump (and then jump on down!) you gotta[C] get two beers and [G]jump (come on down to the other side!) Repeat Chorus and Fade Out! END!!!