Why Don't We Get Drunk

[D]I really do,  [D7]appreciate  the[G] fact you're   [D]sittin' here.
      [D]Your voice sounds  [G]so wonderful   but your [E7]face don't
      look to[A7]o clear.
      So [G]barmaid bring a pitcher,   [D]another round o' brew,
      Honey[G] why don't we get[A] drunk and [D]screw... [D7]

(Chorus:)
          [G]Why don't we get[A] drunk and [D]screw?
          [E7]I just bought a waterbed filled[A7] up for me and you.
          They[G] say you are a snuff queen,
          Honey I[D] don't think that's true.
          So,  [G]why don't we get[A] drunk and [D]screw.

(spoken: "Take it Coral Reefers, here we go...";) violin solo

     Why don't we get drunk and screw?
     I just bought a waterbed (it's) filled up for me and you.(**)
     They say you are a snuff queen,
     Honey I don't think that's true.
     So, why don't we get drunk and screw?
      Yeah, now baby I say, "Lord!," (*)
     Why don't we get drunk and screw.

(*)- or "Chord!" or "More Beer!" or whatever you like...  :*) 'hic
(**)- on "Feeding Frenzy" alternate verse:
     "I just bought a waterbed filled up with Elmer's Glue!..."

 [This song is published in CPP/Belwin's "Songs You Know By Heart"]