Roller Derby Queen

[And]        ordered myself a
        
         couple o' more shots and
         
          beers

The night that
          
           I fell in love with a
           
            roller derby
            
             queen
(Round and round, oh round and round)

             
              Meanest hunk o' woman that
              
               anybody ever
               
                seen
Down in the arena

She was
                
                 five-foot-six and two-fifteen
[A]                  bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean
She
                  
                   knew how to knuckle
And she
                   
                    knew how to scuffle and
                    
                     fight

The roller derby program said
That she was
                     
                      built like a 'frigerator with a head
Her
                      
                       fans call her Tuffy
But
                       
                        all her buddies call her
                        
                         Spike

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                          Round and round, go round and round

                          
                           Round and round, go round and round
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Well I could not help but to fall in love
With this heavy-duty woman I've been speakin' of
Things were kind of bad until the day she skated into my life
Well she might be nasty, and she might be fat
But I never met a person who would tell her that
She's my big blonde bomber, my heavy-handed Hackensack mama

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(BRIDGE)