Gordon Is A Moron
Jilted JohnVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
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C5
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A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x8)
I've been going out with a girl, he-e-r name is Ju-u-lie.
But last night she said to me, when we were watching telly...
This is what she said)...
She said; "listen John, I love you, but there's this bloke I fancy.
I don't want to two time you, so it's the end for you and me".
C5
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D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x3)
"Who's this bloke" I asked her, Go-o-or-don, she re-plied.
"Not that puff", I said dismayed, "yes, but he's no puff" she cried.
"He's more of a man than you'll ever be!"
Here we go; 2, 3, 4...
C5
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D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x4)
I was so up-set, that I cried all the way, to the chi-ip shop.
When I came out, there was Gordon, standing at the bu-us stop.
And guess who was with him?
Yeah Julie; and they were both laughing at me.
Oh, she is cruel and heartless, to pack me for Gordon.
Just 'cos he's better looking than me, just 'cos he's cool and trendy.
But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron.
Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron.
C5
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G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x4)
Here we go; 2, 3, 4...
C5
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D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x4)
Oh, she's a slag and he's a creep, she's a tart; he's very cheap.
She is a slut; he thinks he's tough, she is a bitch; he is a puff.
Yeah, yeah, it's not fair, yeah yeah, it's not fair.
I'm so up-set, I'm so up-set, I'm so up-set, yeah, yeah.
(Fade)
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Readable chord sheet for Gordon Is A Moron by Jilted John
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[G5] [C5]
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G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x8)
[F5] I've been going [C5]out with a girl, [F5]he-e-r name is [C5]Ju-u-lie.
[F5] But last night she [C5]said to me, when [F5]we were watching [C5]telly...
[G5] [C5] [G5] [C5] This is what she [G5]said)..[C5]. [G5] [C5]
She said; "[F5]listen John, I [C5]love you, but [F5]there's this bloke I [C5]fancy.
[F5] I don't want to [C5]two time you, so [F5]it's the end for [C5]you and me".
[G5] [C5]
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B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x3)
[F5] "Who's this bloke" I [C5]asked her, [F5]Go-o-or-don, she re-[C5]plied.
[F5] "Not that puff", I [C5]said dismayed, "[F5]yes, but he's no [C5]puff" she cried.
[G5] [C5] [G5] [C5]
[G5] "He's [C5]more of a man than [G5]you'll [C5]ever be!"
[A5] [D5] [A5] Here we go; [D5]2, 3, 4...
[G5] [C5]
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x4)
[F5] I was so up-[C5]set, that I cried [F5]all the way, to the [C5]chi-ip shop.
[F5] When I came out, [C5]there was Gordon, [F5]standing at the [C5]bu-us stop.
[G5] [C5] [G5] And [C5]guess who was with him? [G5] [C5]
[G5] Yeah [C5]Julie; and they were both laughing [G5]at [C5]me. [G5] [C5]
Oh, [F5]she is cruel and [C5]heartless, [F5]to pack me for [C5]Gordon.
[F5] Just 'cos he's better [C5]looking than me,[F5] just 'cos he's cool and [C5]trendy.[G5] [C5]
But [F5]I know he's a [C5]moron, [F5]Gordon is a [C5]moron.
[F5] Gordon is a [C5]moron, [F5]Gordon is a [C5]moron.
[G5] [C5]
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B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x4)
[A5] [D5] [A5] Here we go; [D5]2, 3, 4...
[G5] [C5]
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x4)
Oh, [G5]she's a [C5]slag and [G5]he's a [C5]creep, [G5]she's a [C5]tart; he's [G5]very [C5]cheap.
[G5] She is a [C5]slut; he [G5]thinks he's [C5]tough, [G5]she is a [C5]bitch; [G5]he is a [C5]puff.
[G5] Yeah, [C5]yeah, it's [G5]not [C5]fair, [G5]yeah [C5]yeah, it's [G5]not [C5]fair.[G5] [C5]
I'm [G5]so up-[C5]set, I'm [G5]so up-[C5]set, I'm [G5]so up-[C5]set, [G5]yeah, [C5]yeah.[G5] [C5]
(Fade)
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
[G5] [C5] [F5] [A5] [D5]
[E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D] [G] [B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E]
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