Fernando

[G]I wear a ponytail like a waterfall (?)
[G]Loud speaker cause a land slide
[G]I have a room key and a Johnny
[G]A good buzz, feeling all right

[C]Pitch a tent, pop a top
[C]Forget about what you[F] ain't got
[G]See the sights, sleep till night
[G]Stamp your feet turn out the lights

[D]If you wanna go where they[C] chain up the sun
[G]See Fernan[C]do,[G] See Fern[C]ando
[D]He'll buy a bottle of suds [C]for you and everyone
[G]See Ferna[C]ndo[G], See Fer[C]nando

(muted)
I[G]f you're high strung or stress[G]ed out
D[G]own in the dumps, been turned[G] out
[G]Stabilized, motorized, insecure or fabilized
[C]Curious or furious, picked apart like Prometheus
[G]Feebleized, penalized, simplified, dry out your eyes

[D]If you wanna go where they[C] chain up the sun
[G]See Fernand[C]o, [G]See Fernan[C]do
[D]He'll buy a bottle of suds f[C]or you and everyone
[G]See Fernand[C]o,[G] See Ferna[C]ndo

[G]  [G]  [G]  [G]
[C]  [C] [G]  [G]
[D][C]
[G] [G]  [G]  [G]
[G]

(hold)
You've been Jezebeled, back from hell
Coolin off, feelin well
(hold)
Tired of talkin, talked out
Ticked off and toughed up
[C]Too talled and backed up
Haven't made your mind up
[G]DVDed or Tved
[G]Tired of fallin to your knees

(repeat chorus chords)

If you wanna go where they chain up the sun
See Fernando, See Fernando
He'll buy a bottle of suds for you and everyone
See Fernando, See Fernando
If you wanna go where they chain up the sun
See Fernando, See Fernando
He'll buy a bottle of suds for you and everyone
See Fernando, See Fernando