Plastic Jesus

[D]Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes
[G]Long as I have my plastic Jesus
[D]Riding on the dashboard of my c[A]ar
[D]Through all trials and tribualtions
[G]We will travel every nation
[D]With my plastic Je[A]sus I'll go f[D]ar

[D]Plastic Jesus, [G]plastic Jesus
[D]Riding on the dashboard of my c[A]ar
[D]Through all trials and tribulations
[G]We will travel every nation
[D]With my plastic Je[A]sus I'll go f[D]ar

[G]Riding down a thorooughfare
[D]With his nose up in the air
[D]A wreck may be ahead, but He don't m[A]ind
[D]Trouble coming He don't see
[G]He just keeps His eye on me
[D]ANd any other th[A]ing that lies be[D]hind

[D]Plastic Jesus, [G]Plastic Jesus
[D]Riding on the dasboard of my c[A]ar
[D]Though the sunshine on his back
[G]Makes Him peel, chip and crack
[D]A little patching k[A]eeps Him up to p[D]ar

[D]When pedestrians try to cross
[G]I let them know who's boss
[D]I never blow the horn or give them war[A]ning
[D]I ride all over town
[G]Trying to run them down
[D]And it's seldom that they li[A]ve to see the mo[D]rning

[D]Plastic Jesus, [G]plastic Jesus
[D]Riding on the dashboard of my c[A]ar
[D]His halo fits just right
[G]And I use it for sight
[D]And they'll scatter or they'll s[A]platter near and f[D]ar

[D]If I weave around at night
[G]And the police think I'm tight
[D]They'll never find my bottle, though they a[A]sk
[D]Plastic Jesus shelters me
[G]For His head comes off, you see
[D]He's hollow, and I u[A]se Him for a fl[D]ask

[D]Plastic Jesus, [G]plastic Jesus
[D]Riding on the dashboard of my c[A]ar
[D]Ride with me and have a dram
[G]Of the blood of the Lamb
[D]Plastic Jesus is[A] a holy b[D]ar

[D]Plastic Jesus, [G]plastic Jesus
[D]Riding on the dashboard of my c[A]ar
[D]But I think he'll have to go
[G]His magnet ruins my radio
[D]And if we wr[A]eck he'll leave a sc[D]ar

[D]Plastic Jesus, [G]plastic Jesus
[D]Riding on the dashboard of my c[A]ar
[D]Once His robe was snowy white
[G]Now it isn't quite so bright
[D]Stained by the s[A]moke of my ci[D]gar

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also: I am very new at this, and this is my second attempt at this so take it easy.

For Now,
Zack