Roadkill Christmas

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[D]Got my dog and 6-pack i[A]nside my truck
My wife rides in the back because s[D]he won't shut up
There's a deer in the headlights and th[G]ough it might be a sin
I gunn[D]ed the mo[G]tor and r[A]un over h[D]im

It's a R[G]oadki[A]ll Chris[D]tmas
[G]Venison [A]pretende[D]rized
It's a R[G]oadki[A]ll Ch[Bm]ristmas [G]
'Cause they fr[D]eeze when t[A]he lights hi[D]t their eyes

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She loaded him into the back of the truck
I was driving us home, that's when he done woke up
I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror
My wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer

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It's a Roadkill Christmas
She had fifty pounds over him
It's a Roadkill Christmas
It was no time 'til she had him pinned

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By the time we got home, he was her pet
That night, he slept on my side of the bed
I had to spend the night out in my truck
But I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn

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A couple days later, I made him a deal
If he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal
I covered his antlers with foil and then,
I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end

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It's a Roadkill Christmas
Every Sunday, he's up on my roof
It's a Roadkill Christmas
I get NASCAR and the NFL, too.

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It's a Roadkill Christmas
That dumb deer changed my life
It's a Roadkill Christmas
Next time, I'll run over my wife!

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