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Whats The Matter Boy

Jazz Butcher Conspiracy
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 You  wonder why nobody ever seems  to talk to you
 After  all, you use an aerosol and you've got three  pairs of shoes
 You  got yourself a little education and you keep  up with the news
  A little rapid riff of:
 
 
 
 But  when you walk in to a party everybody  stares
 The  girls drop drinks into their laps and the boys  fall off their chairs
 Oh,  but you're all alone when everybody's  leaving in pairs
 
 
 
 If  you ever stopped a moment and thought  about your ears
 (Big, aren't they?" "I suppose they are")
 Or  that noise you make when  you've had a bottle of beer
 Oh,  try to make a mental leap and perhaps  it will come clear
 Ohhh,
 You're  the man with the head  of an ass
 You're  the man with the head  of an ass
 You're  the man with the head  of an ass
 And  that's crass

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Readable chord sheet for Whats The Matter Boy by Jazz Butcher Conspiracy

Yo[G]u wonder why nobody ever seem[D]s to talk to you   [C]

Af[G]ter all, you use an aerosol and you've got [D]three pairs of shoes [C]

Yo[G]u got yourself a little education and you keep[D] up with the news  [C]

 A little rapid riff of:

  [G]
  [D]
  [C]

Bu[G]t when you walk in to a party ever[D]ybody stares[C]

Th[G]e girls drop drinks into their laps and the boys[D] fall off their chairs[C]

Oh[G], but you're all alone when everybody[D]'s leaving in pairs [C]

[A little rapid riff of:]

  [G]
  [D]
  [C]

If[C] you ever stopped a moment and thou[G]ght about your ears
(Big, aren't they?" "I suppose they are")

Or[C] that noise you make when[G] you've had a bottle of beer

Oh[C], try to make a mental leap and perh[G]aps it will come clear [D]

Ohhh,

Yo[G]u're the man with the head[C] of an ass   [D]

Yo[G]u're the man with the head[C] of an ass   [D]

Yo[G]u're the man with the head[C] of an ass   [D]

An[G]d that's crass