Eleven Saints
Jason WebleyVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
And if my cat looks scared, it's because it knows
It won't be going to heaven
Oh oh oh-oh
Not going to heaven
And if you ask how many saints it takes
The answer's eleven
Woah-oh oh-oh
It's gonna take eleven
Man, oh, man, what's that guy got in his hand?
It's an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon
It's the coffee percolator going wheeeeee!
Me, oh, Michelangelo and I
We're just sittin' by the traintracks
Reading Kafka to the sky
While the coffee percolator's going wheeeee!
Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da oh-Ohh-Oh
Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da
Yah-da-dah
Woah-oh-oh yadda-da-da Oh-oh-oh
Ya-di-dadda-da Ye-dadda-da-da
Yah-da-dah (keep the G going)
If you'd like to bake me a loaf of bread
It's gotta be unleavened
Oh-oh oh-oh
Only unleavened
And if you'd like to eat the tomatoes in the patch
You've got to get past old man McGrevin
Oh oh-oh-oh oh
Try your luck with Mr. McGrevin
Man, oh, man, what's that guy got in his hand?
It's an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon
It's a coffee percolator going wheeeeee!
Why, oh, Wy-nona Rider's in the sky
Turning fishes into wishes like a pumpernickel pie
While the old refrigerator's going:
Use Quick Strokes of Chords
Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
Chicka-chicka-chicka!
Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
Chicka-chicka-chicka!
Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
Chicka-chicka-chicka!
Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
Chicka-chicka-chicka!
Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da Oh-Ohh-Oh
Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da
G7
Dah-da-dah
Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da-da Oh-Ohh-Oh
Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da
G7
Dah-da-dah
Man, oh, man, what's that guy-guy-guy got in his hand?
It's an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon
It's a coffee-coffee percolator-lator going-going wheeeeee!
Me, oh, Michelangelo and I
We're just sittin' by the traintracks
Reading Kafka to the sky
While the old refrigerator
And the rusty cheese grater
And the dirty masturbators
Eating packs of "Now-and-Later"
While the coffee percolator's
Going wheeee-eeeeeee!
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Readable chord sheet for Eleven Saints by Jason Webley
[G] [G]And if my cat looks scared, it's because it knows It won't be going to heaven[D7] Oh oh oh-oh Not going to heaven[G] And if you ask how many saints it takes The answer's eleven[D7] Woah-oh oh-oh It's gonna take eleven[G] [C]Man, oh, man, what's that guy got in his hand? [G]It's an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon [D7]It's the coffee percolator going wheeeeee[G]! [G7] [C]Me, oh, Michelangelo and I [G]We're just sittin' by the traintracks Reading Kafka to the sky [D7]While the coffee percolator's going wheeeee[G]! [G7] [C]Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da [G]oh-Ohh-Oh [D7]Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da [G]Ya[G7]h-da-dah [C]Woah-oh-oh yadda-da-d[G]a Oh-oh-oh [D7]Ya-di-dadda-da Ye-dadda-da-da [G]Yah-da-dah (keep the G going) [G]If you'd like to bake me a loaf of bread It's gotta be unleavened[D7] Oh-oh oh-oh Only unlea[G]vened [G]And if you'd like to eat the tomatoes in the patch You've got to get past old man McGrevi[D7]n Oh oh-oh-oh oh Try your luck with Mr. McGre[G]vin[G7] [C]Man, oh, man, what's that guy got in his hand? [G]It's an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon [D7]It's a coffee percolator going wheeeeee![G] [G7] [C]Why, oh, Wy-nona Rider's in the sky [G]Turning fishes into wishes like a pumpernickel pie [D7]While the old refrigerator's going: Use Quick Strokes of Chords [D7]Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom[D7]! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom[G]! Chicka-chicka-chicka! [G]Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boo[C]m! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom[C]! Chicka-chicka-chicka! [G]Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom[G]! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom[D7]! Chicka-chicka-chicka! [D7]Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom[G]! Chicka-chica! Chi-boo[G]m! Chicka-chi[G7]cka-chicka! [C]Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da[G] Oh-Ohh-Oh [D7]Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da [G] [G7] Dah-da-dah [C]Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da-[G]da Oh-Ohh-Oh [D7]Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da [G] [G7] Dah-da-dah [C]Man, oh, man, what's that guy-guy-guy got in his hand? [G]It's an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon [D7]It's a coffee-coffee percolator-lator going-going [G]whe[G7]eeeee! [C]Me, oh, Michelangelo and I [G]We're just sittin' by the traintracks Reading Kafka to the sky [D7] While the old refrigerator [D7]And the rusty cheese grater [D7]And the dirty masturbators [D7]Eating packs of "Now-and-Later" [D7]While the coffee percolator's Going w[G]heeee-eeeeeee! [G] [D7] [G]