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Cannabis College

Jason Mraz
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Chords in this song

Strum
D-DU-UDU
 Emadd9 = 024003  = 797877
   = 505500  = 244322
   = 81010900  = 079787
   = 355433  = 505550
 Registration starts  at 8, don’t be late or else
 That’s 8 as in the evening  time, classes begin around  9 or 12
 We’ll study each and every  flower, per credit hour
 Then  all devour a box of Krispy Kreme
 So if you grow your knowledge tree
Hydroponically
 Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to Cannabis College
 La la laa laa la la la  laa
 La la laa laa la la la  laa
 La la laa laa la la la  laa
 La la laa laa la la la  laa
 Instead of writing boring  papers
 you’ll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes
 You’ll be curing common glaucoma,  convinced that you’re acing  physics
 You’ll be setting quite a fine  example, coring apples and carving  cans
 You passed your first exam
 So if you take your notes  and tokes
 Of signals  made of smoke
 No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College
 And in  the basement lavatory  they’re teaching  short-term memory
 Can anybody  tell me where they’re teaching short-term memory?
 La la laa laa la la la  laa
 La la laa laa la la la  laa
 La la laa laa la la la  laa
 La la laa laa la la la  laa
 INTERLUDE/SCAT
 Tell me have you met Professor  Chong, he’s been here who knows how  long
 His lectures often cover  all the classics, from Northern Cal to  Oregon
 Throughout the days it’s Dr  Dre from the payphone era
 of the Dark Side of the Moon, and it’s Purple  Haze
 And some random acid tracks by Patrick  Boone
 With THC,  PhDs,  a BA  in euphoria
 Avoid  the military, minoring  in paranoia
Job  offers aplenty  we got our GPAs  at 4 point 20
 Get the blunted edge,  a certificate  that says
 I made it through college
 La la laa laa la la la  laa
 La la laa laa la la la  laa
 La la laa laa la la la  laa
 La la laa laa la la la  laa
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Readable chord sheet for Cannabis College by Jason Mraz

Emadd9 = 024003     [B7] = 797877
   [Am9] = 505500     [F#] = 244322
 [Cmaj7] = 81010900  [Em7] = 079787
     [G] = 355433    [Am7] = 505550

[Emadd9]

Registration [Am9]starts at 8, don’t be late or [Emadd9]else
That’s 8 as in the [Am9]evening time, classes begin aroun[Emadd9]d 9 or 12
We’ll study each and [Am9]every flower, per credit hour
Then[Cmaj7] all devour a box of Krispy [G]Kreme

So if you grow your [B7]knowledge [F#]tree
[B7]Hydroponically
Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to Cannabis Col[Em7]lege

La la laa laa la la [B7]la laa
La la laa laa la la [Em7]la laa
La la laa laa la la [B7]la laa
La la laa laa la la [Em7]la laa

Instead of writing [Am7]boring papers
you’ll be rolling all your tests and all your [Em7]quizzes
You’ll be curing common [Am7]glaucoma, convinced that you’re [Em7]acing physics
You’ll be setting quite a [Am7]fine example, coring apples and [Cmaj7]carving cans
You passed your first e[G]xam

So if you take your [B7]notes and [F#]tokes
Of [B7]signals made of smoke
No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis Co[Em7]llege
And [B7]in the basement [F#]lavatory they’re [B7]teaching short-term [F#]memory
Can [B7]anybody tell me where they’re teaching short-term memo[Em7]ry?

La la laa laa la la [B7]la laa
La la laa laa la la [Em7]la laa
La la laa laa la la [B7]la laa
La la laa laa la la [Em7]la laa

INTERLUDE/SCAT
[Am7]  [Em7]  [Am7]  [B7]

Tell me have you met Pro[Am7]fessor Chong, he’s been here who knows [Em7]how long
His lectures often [Am7]cover all the classics, from Northern Cal to[Em7] Oregon
Throughout the days it’s [Am7]Dr Dre from the payphone era
of the Dark Side of the Moon, and it’s [Cmaj7]Purple Haze
And some random acid tracks by Patric[G]k Boone

With T[B7]HC, Ph[F#]Ds, a [B7]BA in euphoria
Av[B7]oid the milit[F#]ary, [B7]minoring in paranoia
[B7]Job offers a[F#]plenty we got our [B7]GPAs at 4 point 20
[B7]  Get the blunted [F#]edge, a cer[B7]tificate that says
I made it through col[Em7]lege

La la laa laa la la [B7]la laa
La la laa laa la la [Em7]la laa
La la laa laa la la [B7]la laa
La la laa laa la la [Em7]la laa

[repeat chorus until end]

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