Bad Astronaut

[D]I'm requesting information
On the status [B]of our [G]ship
The [D]computer is malfunctioning
It's got a [B]faulty [G]chip
We've been [D]stranded in space for thir[B]teen [G]days
And [D]everyone's unconscious, except [B]for [G]me
I've been [D]pulling up the lady's shirts
And lookin' [B]at their [G]tits
And [D]takin' off their panties
And puttin' 'em [B]on my [G]head
I [D]took a piss in the cap[B]tains [G]bed
And when [D]everyone wakes up, I'll be in [B]for [G]it

I'm a [G]bad astro[D]naut
[G]Naughty astro[D]naut
[G]Thinking dirty [D]thoughts
And I [G]think them quite a [D]lot
I'm a [A]bad astro[E]naut
[A]Naughty [E]astronaut
[A]Thinking dirty [E]thoughts
[G]And I hope I don't get [D]caught

I'm requesting information
But the request has [B]been [G]denied
Earth has [D]radioed an order
To our fail-[B]safe de[G]vice
The [D]automatic pilot has been set [B]to coll[G]ide
With the [D]fire of the sun, and no one [B]will surv[G]ive
But to [D]tell the truth, I don't [B]even [G]mind
In [D]fact, I'm having the time [B]of my [G]life
I've been [D]sticking flowers in the first [B]mate's beh[G]ind
Outer [D]space is contaminated with [B]dirty [G]minds

I'm a [G]bad astro[D]naut
[G]Naughty astro[D]naut
[G]Thinking dirty [D]thoughts
And I [G]think them quite a [D]lot
I'm a [A]bad astro[E]naut
[A]Naughty [E]astronaut
[A]Thinking dirty [E]thoughts
[G]And I think I just got [D]caught