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Plastic Jesus Fall Line Spring Wind

Jack Johnson
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Chords in this song

Strum
D-DU-UDU
I  don't care if it rains or freezes
as  long as I've got my plastic Jesus
sitting  on the dashboard of my car
it  comes in colors pink and pleasant
it  glows in the dark cause its iridescent
I'll  take it with me whenever  I go far
so  give me my lady Madonna
dressed  in rhinestones and sitting on a
pedestal  of abalone shells
driving  90 but I'm not scared
because  I've got my Virgin Mary
assuring  me that I will never  go to hell
 (Plucking  string)
And  by the way You know that
hope  will make you strange
Make  you blink, make you blank, make you sink
It  will make you afraid  of change
And  often blame
The  box with the view of the world
 And the walls that fill the frame
I  turn it up
but  then I turn it off
Because  I can't stand when they start to talk
 About the hurting  and killing
Whose  shoes are we filling
The  damage and ruin
Man,  the things that we're doing
 Good god,  We gotta stop, we gotta turn it all off
We  gotta rewind
and  start it up again
Because  we fell across the fall line
Ain't  there nothing sacred anymore
Nana  nana nana na
Somebody  saw him jump
 But nobody saw him slip
 I guess he lost a lot of hope
 And then he lost his grip
 Now he's lying  in the freeway
 In the middle of this mess
 Guess we lost another one
 Just like the other one
Optimistic  hypocrite
 That didn't have the nerve to quit
 The things that kept him wanting more
 Until he finally reached the core
He  fell across the fall line
Ain't  there nothing sacred anymore
We  all fell across the fall line
Ain't  there nothing sacred anymore
Nana  nana nana na
Nana  nana nana na
All  my friends  are getting older,
I  guess I must be too.
 Without their love and kindness
I  don’t want I’ll do
 Oh the  wine bottle’s half empty
The  money’s all been spent
 We’re a cross between our parents
 And hippies  in a tent.
 Oh, Love  calls just like a wild  bird
It’s  just another day
 Spring blew my list  of things  to do away.
In  a mucked  up lovely river
I  cast my my little fly
 But I look at that river and I smell  it and
 it makes  me want to cry, Oh
To  clean our dirty planet
Now  there’s a noble wish
 Now I putting shoulder to  the wheel
Cause  I wanna catch some fish, Oh
 Love  calls just like a wild  bird
It’s  just another day
 Spring blew my list  of things  to do away.
 A* At this point Jack plucks the open A string and strums A. Then covers the E string
 on the second fret with his thumb, pluck and then strum A again. Then he returns to D.
 A** Pluck open A string strum A, cover E string on 2nd fret pluck and strum A again.
  Cover E string on 3rd fret pluck and strum A. Cover E string on 2nd fret strum A.
 Then he goes to G.
 Hope this helps! If you listen to the song performed on “Weekend at the Greek”
 you will hear what I am talking about.

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Readable chord sheet for Plastic Jesus Fall Line Spring Wind by Jack Johnson

[D]I don't care if it rains or freezes
[G]as long as I've got my plastic Jesus
[D]sitting on the dashboard of my c[A]ar
[D]it comes in colors pink and pleasant
[G]it glows in the dark cause its iridescent
[D]I'll take it with me whe[A]never I go f[D]ar
[D]so give me my lady Madonna
[G]dressed in rhinestones and sitting on a
[D]pedestal of abalone sh[A]ells
[D]driving 90 but I'm not scared
[G]because I've got my Virgin Mary
[D]assuring me that I will [A]never go to h[D]ell

[D] (Plucking [D] string)

[D]And by the way You know that
[D]hope will make you strange
[D]Make you blink, make you blank, make you sink
[D]It will make you af[G]raid of change
[G]And often blame
[G]The box with the view of the world
And the walls that fill the fr[D]ame
[D]I turn it up
[D]but then I turn it off
[D]Because I can't stand when they start to talk
About the hu[G]rting and killing
[G]Whose shoes are we filling
[G]The damage and ruin
[G]Man, the things that we're doing
Good g[D]od, We gotta stop, we gotta turn it all off
[D]We gotta rewind
[D]and start it up again
[A]Because we fell across the fall line
[A]Ain't there nothing sacred any[G]more

[G]Nana nana nana [D]na

[G]  [D]  [G]  [D]  [G]  [D]

[D]Somebody saw him jump
But nobody saw him slip
I guess he lost a lot of hope
And then he lost his grip
Now he's ly[G]ing in the freeway
In the middle of this mess
Guess we lost another one
Just like the other one
[D]Optimistic hypocrite
That didn't have the nerve to quit
The things that kept him wanting more
Until he finally reached the core
[A]He fell across the fall line
[A]Ain't there nothing sacred an[G]ymore

[G]

[A]We all fell across the fall line
[A]Ain't there nothing sacred an[G]ymore

[G]Nana nana nana [D]na

[G]  [D]  [G]  [D]

[G]Nana nana nana [D]na

[G]All my f[D]riends are getting o[G]lder,
[A]I guess I must be [Bm]too.
Without their love and k[G]indness
[A]I don’t want I’ll do
Oh t[G]he wine bottle’s half e[D]mpty
[A]The money’s all been s[Bm]pent
We’re a cross between our pa[G]rents
And hi[A]ppies in a tent.

Oh, L[G]ove calls just like a w[D]ild bird
[A]It’s just another [Bm]day
Spring blew my l[G]ist of t[A]hings to do a[D]way.

[G] [D] [G] [D]

[G]In a mu[D]cked up lovely r[G]iver
[A]I cast my my little [Bm]fly
But I look at that river and I s[G]mell it and
it m[A]akes me want to cry, Oh
[G]To clean our dirty pl[D]anet
[A]Now there’s a noble w[Bm]ish
Now I putting shoulder t[G]o the wheel
[A]Cause I wanna catch some fish, Oh
L[G]ove calls just like a w[D]ild bird
[A]It’s just another [Bm]day
Spring blew my l[G]ist of th[A]ings to do a[D]way.

A* At this point Jack plucks the open A string and strums A. Then covers the E string
on the second fret with his thumb, pluck and then strum A again. Then he returns to D.

A** Pluck open A string strum A, cover E string on 2nd fret pluck and strum A again.
 Cover E string on 3rd fret pluck and strum A.  Cover E string on 2nd fret strum A.
Then he goes to G.

Hope this helps!  If you listen to the song performed on “Weekend at the Greek”
you will hear what I am talking about.

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