Umm

clean guitar

[E] play that 4 t[G#]imes[A]

distorted guitar

 [E5]at t[Ab5]wice [A5]the [Ab5]speed of the intro

 [E]

 [B]

 [G]

A[D] |        0 4 0 | 2~ 0         |
E | 0 2 4~       |      4~~  2~ |

 [E]

 [B]

 [G]

A[D] |        0 4 0 | 2 4 0 6^~~ |
E | 0 2 4~       |            |

 [E]

 [B]

 [G]

A[D] |        0 4 0 | 2~ 0         |
E | 0 2 4~       |      4~~  2~ |

 [E]

 [B]

 [G]

A[D] |        0 4 0 | 2 4 0 6^ |
E | 0 2 4~       |          |

 [A]  [Eb]  [E]  [Eb]  [B]
 [A]

 [B]  [A]  [Ab]  [F#]  [E]

Heavy chorus:

 [E5]
 [Ab5]  [A5]

Lyrics:

These are the words coz I don't want to think of others
So write your own all and tell them to your mothers
I'm not gonna steal more music off Greenday
But if you want I'll start to rap like LL Cool J
I want to sing Spoonman but I'd get sued
And apart from that I wouldn't be thinking of you
I'm sure I hate techno and I'm sure that it hates me
And I hate lesbian feminists cause they're all so damn ugly

There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
Don't even try

Based on theory this would be the second verse
But opposed to what?  I don't recall singing a first
But if I did I'd play something Jimi Hendrix
And I wouldn't get someone to remove my appendix