Riding Daphne
Infant SorrowVersion1
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With my pen and paper
I am sitting at my tabletop
And once again
I think of riding Daphne.
Cherry lips and curvy hips
And bucking like a quarter-horse
I sit here and I think of riding Daphne.
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Ooooh riding Daphne.
I'll settle in
Now strap me in
You'll mount me with your bristley thighs
You'll chafe me
I'm riding Daphne.
On her knees she gave a blow
Like standing on fresh fallen snow
Besmirching the sweet innocence of Daphne
In her white coat and stethoscope
She came so hard she couldn't cope
She done it in front of her bloke
Our Daphne.
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Ooooh riding Daphne.
I'll settle in
Now strap me in
You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape
You'll gaff me
I'm riding Daphne.
Playing doctor with my doctor mate
I think we could rocked her mate
Thanks for waiting patiently
And taking slobby dregs, mate
Hope there's no hard feelings
'Bout my manhood on your leg.
She took the Hippocratic oath
She took my manhood in her throat
She knows the Heimlich she won't choke
Not Daphne.
She dropped her drawers and sat on me
While watching Grey's Anatomy
And checked my prostate glad for free
Did Daphne.
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Ooooh riding Daphne.
I'll settle in
Now strap me in
You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape
You'll gaff me
I'm riding Daphne.
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Ooooh riding Daphne.
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Readable chord sheet for Riding Daphne by Infant Sorrow
[G]With my pen and [D]paper [Em]I am sitting at my [C]tabletop And [G]once again I [D]think of riding [G]Daphne. [D] [G]Cherry lips and [D]curvy hips [Em]And bucking like a [C]quarter-horse [G]I sit here and I [D]think of riding [G]Daphne. [D] [Bm]Ooo[C]oh riding [G]Daphne. [Bm]Ooo[C]oh riding [G]Daphne. I'll [F5]settle in Now [D5]strap me in You'll [C#5]mount me with your [C5]bristley thighs You'll [Eb5]chafe me I'm riding [D5]Daphne. [G]On her knees she [D]gave a blow [Em]Like standing on fresh [C]fallen snow Besmi[G]rching the sweet [D]innocence of [G]Daphne [D] [G]In her white coat and [D]stethoscope [Em]She came so hard she [C]couldn't cope [G]She done it in front [D]of her bloke [G]Our Daphne. [D] [Bm]Ooo[C]oh riding [G]Daphne. [Bm]Ooo[C]oh riding [G]Daphne. I'll [F5]settle in Now [D5]strap me in You'll [C#5]bind me in with gaf[C5]fer's tape You'll [Eb5]gaff me I'm riding [D5]Daphne. [C]Playing doctor with my doctor mate I [G]think we could rocked her mate [Am]Thanks for waiting patiently [Em]And taking slobby dregs, mate [C]Hope there's no hard feelings 'Bout my [Am]manhood on your [D]leg. [G]She took the Hippocratic [D]oath [Em]She took my manhood [C]in her throat [G]She knows the Heimlich [D]she won't choke [G]Not Daphne. [D] [G]She dropped her drawers and [D]sat on me [Em]While watching Grey's [C]Anatomy [G]And checked my prostate [D]glad for free [G]Did Daphne. [D] [Bm]Ooo[C]oh riding [G]Daphne. [Bm]Ooo[C]oh riding [G]Daphne. I'll [F5]settle in Now [D5]strap me in You'll [C#5]bind me in with gaf[C5]fer's tape You'll [Eb5]gaff me I'm riding [D5]Daphne. [Bm]Ooo[C]oh riding [G]Daphne. [Bm]Ooo[C]oh riding [G]Daphne.