Blockheads
Ian Dury And The BlockheadsVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
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You must have seen parties of Blockheads;
With blotched and lagered skin.
Blockheads with food particles in their teeth,
What a horrible state they're in.
They've got womanly breasts, under pale mauve vests,
Shoes like dead pigs' noses.
Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers,
A mouth what never closes.
You must have seen Blockheads in raucous teams,
Dressed up after work.
Who screw their poor old Eileens, get sloshed and go berserk.
Rotary accessory watches, hire-purchase, signet rings.
A beauty to the bully boys, hire-purchase, signet rings.
Why bother at all about Blockheads?
Why shouldn't they do as they please?
You know if it came to a brainy game,
You could baffle a Blockhead with ease.
How would you like one puffing and blowing in your ear-hole?
Or pissing in your swimming pool?
Bigger brained Blockheads often acquire; black and orange cars.
Premature ejaculation drivers, their soft-top's got roll-bars.
"Fill her up", they say to Blockheads,
"Go on, stick it where it hurts".
Their shapeless haircuts don't enhance;
Their ghastly patterned shirts.
Why bother at all about Blockheads, su-perior as you are?
You're thoughtful and kind, with a well-stocked mind,
A Blockhead can't think very far.
Imagine finding one in your laundry basket,
Banging nails in your big black dog.
Why bother at all about Blockheads?
Why should you care what they do?
'Cos after all, is said and done; you're a Blockhead too.
(Instrumental):
Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads,
Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads.
(Repeat to Fade)
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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Readable chord sheet for Blockheads by Ian Dury And The Blockheads
----------------............................. [E] [D] [A] You [E]must have seen parties of Blockheads; With [D]blotched and lagered skin. [A] Blockheads with food particles in their teeth, What a [E]horrible state they're in. [D] [A] They've got [E]womanly breasts, under pale mauve vests, [D] Shoes like dead pigs' noses. [A] Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers, A [E]mouth what never closes. You [E]must have seen Blockheads in raucous teams, [D] Dressed up after work. Who [A]screw their poor old Eileens, get [E]sloshed and go berserk.[D] [A] [E] Rotary accessory watches, hire-[D]purchase, signet rings. A [A]beauty to the bully boys, hire-[E]purchase, signet rings.[D] [A] Why [E]bother at all about Blockheads? Why [D]shouldn't they do as they please? You know [A]if it came to a brainy game, You could [E]baffle a Blockhead with ease.[D] [A] [D] How would you like one puffing and blowing in your ear-hole? [E] Or pissing in your swimming pool? [D] [A] [E] [D] [A] [E] Bigger brained Blockheads often acquire; [D]black and orange cars. [A] Premature ejaculation drivers, their [E]soft-top's got roll-bars.[D] [A] [E] "Fill her up", they say to Blockheads, "Go on, [D]stick it where it hurts". Their [A]shapeless haircuts don't enhance; Their [E]ghastly patterned shirts.[D] [A] Why [E]bother at all about Blockheads, su-[D]perior as you are? You're [A]thoughtful and kind, with a well-stocked mind, A [E]Blockhead can't think very far.[D] [A] [D] Imagine finding one in your laundry basket, [E] Banging nails in your big black dog.[D] [A] [E] [D] [A] [D] [A] Why [E]bother at all about Blockheads? Why should [D]you care what they do? 'Cos [A]after all, is said and done; [E]you're a Blockhead too.[D] [A] (Instrumental): [D] [E] [D] [A] [E] Blockheads, Blockheads, [D]Blockheads, Blockheads, [A] Blockheads, Blockheads, [E]Blockheads, Blockheads. [D] [A] (Repeat to Fade) CHORD DIAGRAMS: [E] [D] [A] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] x79997 x57775 577655