Sex Ed Rocks
I Set My Friends On FireVersion1
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There comes a time in every mans life
when he grows hair where it used to be bare
I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
Because periods suck (and commas rule!)
This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)
And did we mention
The risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second this is not about sports
Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
Your body is growing
You will get hairy
Your little voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink
You'll get zits on your face
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day
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Readable chord sheet for Sex Ed Rocks by I Set My Friends On Fire
[F]There com[C]es a time in[G] every mans li[B]fe [F]when he g[C]rows hair wh[G]ere it used to[B] be bare [F]I know yo[C]u're feeling[G] weird, but yo[B]u should be happy [F]You don't[C] have a vagi[G]na, that would[B] be crappy [F]Because p[C]eriods suck [G](and commas ru[B]le!) [F]This is S[C]ex Education[G], not grammar,[B] fool! [F]When she [C]gives you af[G]fection, you b[B]etter wear protection [F]That skan[C]k might have[G] an infection,[B] are you paying close attention? [F]In Sex Ed[C], remember w[G]hat you read [B] [F]Just forg[C]et what the [G]others have sa[B]id [F]get it th[C]rough your h[G]ead, use your [B]brain before you go to bed [F]And it ta[C]kes only one[G] sperm cell to[B] make a baby, [F]And if yo[C]u think they[G] are cute, the[B]n you must be crazy [F]Babies su[C]ck because t[G]hey barf and p[B]oo and cry [F]They have[C] the ability[G] to pee in you[B]r eye (OH MY GOD IT BURNS!) [F]And did w[C]e mention [G] [B] [F]The risk [C]of getting S[G]TDs [B] [F]Not just [C]gross hooker[G]s have it [B] [F]Even Denn[C]is Rodman co[G]uld get a bit [B] [F]You don't[C] know who De[G]nnis Rodman is[B]? [F]Well mayb[C]e you should[G] watch more ba[B]sketball [F]Wait a se[C]cond this is[G] not about spo[B]rts [F]Quick fac[C]t! You can't[G] get girls whe[B]n you're wearing these shorts [F]When she [C]gives you af[G]fection, you b[B]etter wear protection [F]That skan[C]k might have[G] an infection,[B] are you paying close attention? [F]In Sex Ed[C], remember w[G]hat you read [B] [F]Just forg[C]et what the [G]others have sa[B]id [F]get it th[C]rough your h[G]ead, use your [B]brain before you go to bed [F]Your body[C] is growing [G] [B] [F]You will [C]get hairy [G] [B] [F]Your litt[C]le voice wil[G]l start to cha[B]nge [F]And your [C]no-no place [G]will feel a bi[B]t strange [F]Your pits[C] will stink [G] [B] [F]You'll ge[C]t zits on yo[G]ur face [B] [F]Without t[C]his knowledg[G]e you will sca[B]re girls away [F]So listen[C] to this son[G]g every day [B]