Retarded Love Story
Holy MolyVersion1
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Chords in this song
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D-DU-UDU
They said our relationship wouldn't work
Cause your IQ is 50 and I eat dirt
We're not a romantic comedy
We're a mentally retarded love story
So grab your walker and come with me
We'll eat red jello with the lunch lady
We'll make wedding bands with macaroni
Well were mentally retarded in love
Well when we drool it's kind of cool
Well we'll ride the short bus on the way to school
Well the government will help us and your mom will too
Well my grandma's got an apartment behind her pool
So grab your walker and come with me
We'll eat red jello with the lunch lady
We'll make wedding bands with macaroni
Well were mentally retarded in love
Well were mentally retarded in love
Well we're mentally retarded
Well we're so damn darn retarded
Well we're bu, bu, bu, retarded in love
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Readable chord sheet for Retarded Love Story by Holy Moly
[C] [G] [Am] [F] [G] They said [C]our rela[G]tionship [Am]wouldn't work Cause your [F]IQ is 50 and [G]I eat dirt We're [C]not a [G]romantic [Am]comedy We're a [F]mentally retarded [G]love story So [F]grab your walker and [G]come with me We'll [C]eat red [G]jello with the [Am]lunch lady We'll [F]make wedding bands [G]with macaroni Well were [F]mentally [G]retarded in [C]lo[G]ve[Am] [F] [G] Well [C]when we [G]drool it's [Am]kind of cool Well w[F]e'll ride the short bus on[G] the way to school Well the [C]government will [G]help us and your [Am]mom will too Well [F]my grandma's got an apartme[G]nt behind her pool So [F]grab your walker and [G]come with me We'll [C]eat red [G]jello with the [Am]lunch lady We'll [F]make wedding bands [G]with macaroni Well were [F]mentally [G]retarded in [C]lo[G]ve[Am] Well were [F]mentally [G]retarded in [C]lo[G]ve[Am] Well we're [F]mentally [G]retarded Well we're [F]so damn darn [G]retarded Well we're [F]bu, bu, bu, [G]retarded in [C]lo[G]ve[Am]