Slowest Romance

[C]Slowest romance in [G]rock 'n roll

[C]The sound of hipsters grow[G]in' old

[D]We cuddle before we f[C]uck

[D]Discouraged but we're n[C]ot g[Em]ivin' [Am]up

[C]I take a look at what might [G]be

[C]A million girls lookin' at [G]me

[D]They want the doctor but can't be the[C] nurse

[D]Leavin' like a kissing booth i[C]n r[Em]ever[Am]se

[C]I'm boring and you're puttin' on w[G]eight

[C]We'll peak when we are [G]28

[D]A year for me and f[C]ive in your past

[D]But I feel it c[C]omin' [Em]on fa[Am]st

[C]I'm glad we made it out ali[G]ve

[C]Ohhhhhhh Oo[G]ooohhhh

[C]Ohhhhhhh Oo[G]ooohhhh

[D]Ohhhhhhh Ooo[C]oohhhh

[D]Ohhhhhhh [C]Ooo[Em]oohh[Am]hh

[C]I've an ex that's f[G]or sure

[C]I gave my youth to h[G]er

[D]I started late but so [C]whut!

[D]Number of lovers is [C]not h[Em]ow I [Am]judge

[C]Promise not to talk to m[G]uch

[C]You made me promise we'll keep goin' [G]dutch

[D]I only see you once a [C]week

[D]But it's better than now or a kis[C]s on [Em]the c[Am]heek

[C]So take me as I [G]am

[C]I'm too tired to pre[G]tend

[D]And I'll take you as you [C]are

[D]'cause I'm dyin' to know ju[C]st [Em]how f[Am]ar......

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