Good For No One

I was look[Em]ing at you from the back of the room
but you did[C]n't notice me and you picked up your house phone
and I heard you tell some fri[Am]end that you thought you were in love with me  [B]

and I freaked out and I got scared and the world fell right in front of me

and I did[Em]n't want to hurt you and I loved you more than anyone I had e[C]ver met before

and I thought you were a beauty
and I[Am] wanted to be your friend and I wanted to hold your hand
but I d[B]idn't want to live with you or to have you in my bed

because [Em]I, I am good for no o[C]ne and y[Am]ou are the perfect w[B]oman
you know[Em] I, I am good for no o[C]ne and y[Am]ou are the perfect w[B]oman

[Em]   [Am]   [C]   [B]

and then you told[Em] me we had some chemistry and I ran away
and I scared the shit out [C]of two little rich kids who called me a freak and went
looking for their dads
and I panicked li[Am]ke a rookie on the first base one Sunday morning
I thought [B]I would never make it home again or even make it through the season
and then I[Em] rushed to seven sisters and I met the magic rabbit there and he
called [C]me by my sweet name
and he took me in his magic cape and[Am] he told me the mission that god had planned for me
he said take a pla[B]ne to brazil and buy some good rocks there baby

(same as others)

and then bring them back in your guitar case and sell them twice the price you paid
and then you'll buy a real house in someplace warm and then you'll love her till the day she dies
and I was like god come on give me a break you know I ain't going anywhere with her you know I mean

(same as one above)

you know I, I am good for no one and you are the perfect woman
you know I, I am good for no one and you are the perfect woman
like I said, she's good for no one