Hit In The Head By A Brick

[G]I may not be a movie star
[Em]I may not drive a shiny car
[G]I may not be surrounded by cel[Em]ebrities or [D]royalty
[G]I may not be the Prince of Wales
[Em]Or the King of Siam
[G]In fact I don't remember just e[Em]xactly who I a[D]m

'Cos I got[C] hit in the he[D]ad by a [G]brick
and I can't reme[G7]mber one damn th[C]ing
Hit in the he[D]ad by a [G]brick and I don't remember anything

[G]I might have been some principal
[Em]A white-collar criminal
[G]I might have been the guy who leaked the Lew[Em]insky story to the e[D]vening news
[G]Or sold military secrets to C[Em]hina or even a[D]rmed Iraq
[G]Or take pictures of Lady Di
[Em]But don't expect me to t[D]estify

I got[Em] hit in the h[D]ead by a b[C]rick and I can't remember one damn t[Am]hing
I might have been a [D]funny singer but
[G]now I can't tell [B]jokes and I can't [Em]sing
and maybe the br[D]idge for this so[G]ng was once a little bit lower
[C]maybe just a little bit funnier
[G]maybe just a bit more clever
[D7]but don't expect me to remember

[G]We might have had a one night stand
[Em]I might have even said "I love you"
[G]I might have even promised you a [Em]mountain or the e[D]vening sky
[G]I might have said "your hair style sucks"
[Em]I might have borrowed twenty bucks
[G]We might have almost had it all
[Em]but don't expect me to c[D]all

[[C]Hit in the [D]head by a[G] brick
and I can't reme[G7]mber one damn th[C]ing
Hit in the he[D]ad by a [Cm]brick and I don't remember one damn [G]thing] x2