Bargain Of The Season

i [D]keep gettin this shit in the post
[G]everyone wants my money,[A]
now im [D]gettin rather pissed off with it all
[G]its not that funny      [A]

[D]Bargain of the season
this [G]album is for free  [A]
[D]No one wants to buy it anyway
cos its [G]sung by (Thomson or Helmet) and me      [A]

i [D]really need to get out of this place
don't kn[G]ow my destination       [A]
im [D]fed up with living up here
and this [G]boring conversation    [A]

i [D]wish i were a man who'd liven things up
i'd [G]start a mass debate         [A]
no [D]charge for entertaining them all
closing [G]time at half past eight [A]

[D]Bargain of the season
this [G]album is for free  [A]
[D]No one wants to buy it anyway
cos its [G]sung by you and me      [A]         [D]