My Best Friend

[A]You call me up i[B#m]n the mornings
[D]We’ll stay on the phone [E]until dawning
[A]You tell me secr[D]ets I ac[E]tually k[A]eep
[A]You call me up a[B#m]round noon and
[D]Bring me all the good go[E]ssip
[A]You hold my head[D] when I throw up[E]
[A]I hold your hand when you weep

And we t[D]alk about friends
[E]And we talk about records
[D]Talk about life
[E]And we’ll talk about death
[D]And we dance in the living room
[E]Dance on the sidewalks, dance in[D] the movies
[E]Dance at the festivals, [D]dance, dance
No men ever real[E]ly dance like this

[A]Damn! I wish I was a les[D]bian [E]
[A]Damn! I wish I was a les[D]bian [E]
[A]                       [D]          [E]                     [A]
Damn! [E]I wish I was, and that you were, too (that you were too)

[A]Damn! I wish I was a les[D]bian [E]
[A]Damn! I wish I was a les[D]bian [E]

[A]                            [D]             [E]
Damn! I wish I w[A]as, so I c[D]ould fa[E]ll in love with you

[A]You call me up in the ev[B#m]enings
[D]And tell me what they di[E]d this time
[A]No matter what, [D]I’m by you[E]r side       [A]
[A]When it’s raining, we’ll go to t[B#m]he video store
[A]We even like the same mo[E]vies
[A]No damn jedis o[D]r hobbits[E], this time!               [A]

[D]And you laugh at my jokes
[E]And I laugh at your jokes
[D]And I even like the birt[E]hday presents you get me
[D]And we dance in the living room
[E]Dance on the sidewalks
[D]Dance in the movies
[E]Dance at the festivals
[D]Let’s dance, dance
No men e[E]ver really dance like this

[A]Why don’[D]t, why d[E]on’t I fall? X2
[A]          [D]       [E]                    [A]     [D]
W[E]hy don’t I just fall in love with you?