24 Years Webb Ellis

H[A]elen Clark called, when she got the word,
 A[D]nd she said,'I suppose you've heard',
 A[E]bout Webb El[A]lis,

 [A]We pulled a few strings,

 And put forward our case,
 [D]You should've seen the look on Trevor Mellard's face,
 When the I[E]RB said, Webb E[A]llis is yours,

 Oh[A], I don't know how we did it,

 It should've been Japan,
 I[D] guess they have their reasons but I just don't give a damn,
 'Cause for [E]24 years,
 We've been trying to get our hands on Webb E[A]llis,

 E[A]llis, where the f**k's Webb Ellis?

 24[A] years, waiting for the chance,
 W[D]e're thrashing everbody the we go and lose to France,
 N[E]ow we're strolling back home,
 We'll surely get our hands on Webb E[A]llis,

 I[A]n '91, we went down in a heap,
 W[D]e tried to come easy,
 [E]But that fail's a creep!
 Oh, Webb E[A]llis was gone

 [A]In '95, we saw Jonah smash Kat,
 B[D]ut a burger from Susie put an end to all that,
 [E]And a kick from Joe Stranskty,
 Took Webb E[D]llis away,

 N[A]ow, I know we may sound manic,

 And really quite a bore,
 But the p[D]ain of always failing's just as bad as bruise and sore,
 For 24 y[E]ears, we've been trying to get our hands on Webb E[A]llis,

 E[A]llis, where the f**k's Webb Ellis?

 2[A]4 years, waiting for the chance,
 W[D]e're thrashing everybody then we go and lose to France,
 Now we're str[E]olling back home,
 We'll surely get our hands on Webb E[D]llis,

 I[A]n '99 we got a few bad calls,
 T[D]hen the frogs got hold of our balls,
 Ah[E]ahahaha! Au revoir, Webb Ellis

 '[A]03 in Australia was a bit of a shock,
 When Ca[D]rlos passed to that ball git what lock,
 And Georgie s[E]aid,
 Y[N.C.]a got 4 more years, mate

 A[A]nd then we had '07,

 It turned into a fuss,
 Wh[D]en that blind, phoney bastard didn't see that forward pass,
 And for [E]24 years, we still haven't seen Webb E[A]llis,

 E[A]llis, where the f**k's Webb Ellis?

 2[A]4 years, waiting for the chance,
 W[D]e're thrashing everybody then we go and lose to France,
 Now it's co[E]ming back home,
 We'll surely get our hands on Webb El[A]lis,

 N[A]ow we'll nev[D]er get used to not get[E]ting our hands on Webb El[A]lis

 NOTE-

The lyrics may not be very accurate as I wrote them down by ear.

 Enjoy Playing.