I'm Keeping Your Poop

[G] Keeping your poop in a jar,
[D/F] Til the day you come back
so I don't forget just [A]what you are.
Yeah I'm [C]keeping your [D]poop in a [G]jar.  [C]     [D]

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[C] You thought you took everything,
[G]but you left something beh[D]ind for me.
[C]I scooped it out, I bottled it up,
now its [G]there on a stand by the [D/F]bed
to remind me [C]case I ever [Em]forget.
[C]You're just a piece of[D] poop.

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(Let me testify)

(verse)
[C] I had a moment of weakness once
so I [G]opened the lid for a [D]smell.
[C] It all came back to me baby.
One [G]vaporous rush I [D/F]remembered you well.
[C]How could I ever [Em]forget,
[C] Aw that you're a piece of..[D]. poop.

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[G] Keeping your poop in a jar,
[D] Til the day you come back
so I don't forget just [Am9]what you are.
Yeah I'm [C]keeping your [D]poop in a [G]jar.
Now, ho[C] everyb[D]ody sing.

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[C]Keeping your [D]poop in a [G]jar.
[C]Keeping your [D]poop in a [E]jar,
[C]Keeping your, a [D]poop in a [G]jar.