Dinosaur

[E]Hey man them ain't high heeled [A]sneakers
        [E]And they sure don't look like cowboy [A]boots
        [E]And that ain't rock and roll your [A]playin
        [F#]And it sure ain't country or rhythm and [B]blues

        [A]Your singing a song about [B]making love to your [E]drummer
        [A]Well gay guitar [B]pickers don't turn me [E]on
        [A]And we don't all get [B]in to donna [E]summers
        [F#]Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams [B]songs!

[A]    [B]    Cause[E] you see I'm a di... .... nosaur
        I should have died out a l[A]ong.. [B]time.. [E]before
        Have Pitty on a d[A]i.. .[B]... n[E]osaur
        Hand me my [F#]hat excuse me m[B]aam, but where's the [E]door!

        [E]Used to be I had a lot of fun in the old [A]hangout
        [E]We'd get stoned at the jukebox to stay out of [A]fights
        [E]Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the [A]truck out back!
        [F#]And a little old Jim Beam and we'd get [B]right.
        And you know these [A]flashing lights [B]sure make me [E]dizzy
        And this [A]disco's very [B]strange to my [E]ears
        [A]Look's like they turned the l[B]onghorn into a s[E]paceship
        And I'll be [F#]leaving just a soon as I finish this [B]beer

to chorus:

ending:
        Give us our [F#]hats
        Excuse me [B]maam
        Where's the [E]door!

the end