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Cod Liver Oil And Orange Juice

Hamish Imlach
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Chords in this song

Strum
D-DU-UDU
 1)
 Well, oot of the east, there came a hard man,
 Ohhoohh,  all the  way from Brigton
 Ahhahh,  glory hallelujah,
 Cod liver  oil and the orange  juice.
  2)
 Well, he went intae a pub and he come oot paralytic,
 Ohhoohh,  VP and  cider,
Aahhahh,  what a  hell of a mixture,
 Cod liver  oil and the orange  juice.
 ‘Sex rears its ugly head now!"
 3)
 Does this bus go to the Danister Parlae
Ohhoohh,  I'm  lookin' for a lumber,
Ahhahh,  glory  hallelujah,
 Cod liver  oil and the orange  juice.
  "Eyes up the talent, and lo, and behold..."
 4)
  In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary,
Ohhohh,  the flo(w)er  o' the Gorbels,
Ahhahh,  glory  hallelujah,
 Cod liver  oil and the orange  juice.
 Spoken: "He chats her up.."
 5)
 "Ah, noo, Mary, are ye dancin'?"
"Oh,  no, it's  jest the way I'm standin'"
Ahhahh,  glory  hallelujah,
 Cod liver  oil and the orange  juice.
 "Rebuffed!"
 6)
 "Well, then, Mary, you're one in a million",
"Ohhohh,  so's  yer chances!"
Ahhahh,  glory  hallelujah,
 Cod liver  oil and the orange  juice.
 "Rebuffed again!"
 7)
 "Well, then, Mary, can I run ye hame?
Ohhoohh,  I've  got a pair of sandshoes
Aahhaahh,"  yer hell  of a funny..."
 Cod liver  oil and the orange  juice.
 "Never say die; sways aboot non-chalantly pickin' his nails wi' 'is bayonet; an 'e
 knocks 'er off!..."
 8)
 Well, doon through the back close, and intae the dunny,
 Ohhoohh,  it wasnae  for the first time,
Ahhahh,  glory  hallelujah,
 Cod liver  oil and the orange  juice.
 9)
 Then oot came her mammy, she was goin' tae the cludgie
Ohhoohh,  I half-buggered  off Sharpish
 Ahhahh,  glory  hallelujah,
 Cod liver  oil and the orange  juice.
 &8195;
 10)
  Noo Hairy Mary's lookin' for her hard man
 Ohhoohh,  he's joined  the Foreign Legion
 Aahhaahh,  Sahara  under a camel
 Cod liver  oil and the orange  juice
 11)
 Then Hairy Mary had a little baby,
Ohhoohh,  his  father's in the army,
Aahhaahh,  glory  hallelujah,
 Cod liver  oil and the orange  juice.
 Hmm... Those chords don't do it from me... I played along with my copy of Hamish'
 version, and came up with these. For the talking bits, alternate between  and
.  Mr. Imlach only needs one  but I cannae talk that fast...

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Readable chord sheet for Cod Liver Oil And Orange Juice by Hamish Imlach

[Em] [Em6] [C] [G] [B7]

[A] [Em] [A] [Em]

1)      [Em]         [C]    [G]              [Em]
Well, oot of the east, there came a hard man,
Ohhoohh,[C] all the[C] way from Brigto[G]n
Ahhahh,[Em] glory h[Em]allelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[Em]ce.

 2)     [Em]              [C]                 [G]              [Em]
Well, he went intae a pub and he come oot paralytic,
O[C]hhoohh, VP [C]and cider, [G]
[Em]Aahhahh, what a[Em] hell of a mixture,    [G]
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[Em]ce.

‘Sex rears its ugly head now!"

3)      [Em]         [C]           [G]            [Em]
Does this bus go to the Danister Parlae
[C]Ohhoohh, I'[C]m lookin' for a lumber,[G]
[Em]Ahhahh, glo[Em]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[Em]ce.

 "Eyes up the talent, and lo, and behold..."

4)      [Em]       [C]             [G]             [Em]
  In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary,
[C]Ohhohh, the fl[C]o(w)er o' the Gorbe[G]ls,
[Em]Ahhahh, glo[Em]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[Em]ce.

Spoken: "He chats her up.."

5)     [Em]           [C]        [G]            [Em]
"Ah, noo, Mary, are ye dancin'?"
[C]"Oh, no, it's[C] jest the way I'm standin'"[G]
[Em]Ahhahh, glo[Em]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[Em]ce.

"Rebuffed!"

6)     [Em]       [C]              [G]                    [Em]
"Well, then, Mary, you're one in a million",
[C]"Ohhohh, so's[C] yer chances[G]!"
[Em]Ahhahh, glo[Em]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the or[B7]ange ju[Em]ice.

"Rebuffed again!"

7)     [Em]       [C]             [G]               [Em]
"Well, then, Mary, can I run ye hame?
[C]Ohhoohh, I've[C] got a pair of sandshoes   [G]
[Em]Aahhaahh," yer he[Em]ll of a funny...[G]"
Cod live[G]r oil and the oran[B7]ge juic[Em]e.

"Never say die; sways aboot non-chalantly pickin' his nails wi' 'is bayonet; an 'e
knocks 'er off!..."

8)      [Em]                                [C]               [G]              [Em]
Well, doon through the back close, and intae the dunny,
Ohh[C]oohh, it wasnae[C] for the first time,       [G]
[Em]Ahhahh, glo[Em]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[Em]ce.

9)     [Em]                [C]                      [G]                       [Em]
Then oot came her mammy, she was goin' tae the cludgie
[C]Ohhoohh, I half-[C]buggered off Sharpish           [G]
Ah[Em]hahh, glory[Em] hallelujah, [G]
Cod live[G]r oil and the or[B7]ange ju[Em]ice.
&

10)     [Em]              [C]            [G]                [Em]
        Noo Hairy Mary's lookin' for her hard man
Oh[C]hoohh, he's jo[C]ined the Foreign Legion             [G]
Aahh[Em]aahh, Sahar[Em]a under a cam[G]el
Cod live[G]r oil and the or[B7]ange ju[Em]ice

11)     [Em]       [C]           [G]            [Em]
Then Hairy Mary had a little baby,
[C]Ohhoohh, his[C] father's in the army,  [G]
[Em]Aahhaahh, g[Em]lory halleluj[G]ah,
Cod live[G]r oil and the or[B7]ange ju[Em]ice.

Hmm... Those chords don't do it from me... I played along with my copy of Hamish'
version, and came up with these. For the talking bits, alternate between [Em] and
[A]. Mr. Imlach only needs one [A] but I cannae talk that fast...