Cod Liver Oil And Orange Juice
Hamish ImlachVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
1)
Well, oot of the east, there came a hard man,
Ohhoohh, all the way from Brigton
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah,
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.
2)
Well, he went intae a pub and he come oot paralytic,
Ohhoohh, VP and cider,
Aahhahh, what a hell of a mixture,
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.
Sex rears its ugly head now!"
3)
Does this bus go to the Danister Parlae
Ohhoohh, I'm lookin' for a lumber,
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah,
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.
"Eyes up the talent, and lo, and behold..."
4)
In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary,
Ohhohh, the flo(w)er o' the Gorbels,
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah,
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.
Spoken: "He chats her up.."
5)
"Ah, noo, Mary, are ye dancin'?"
"Oh, no, it's jest the way I'm standin'"
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah,
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.
"Rebuffed!"
6)
"Well, then, Mary, you're one in a million",
"Ohhohh, so's yer chances!"
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah,
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.
"Rebuffed again!"
7)
"Well, then, Mary, can I run ye hame?
Ohhoohh, I've got a pair of sandshoes
Aahhaahh," yer hell of a funny..."
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.
"Never say die; sways aboot non-chalantly pickin' his nails wi' 'is bayonet; an 'e
knocks 'er off!..."
8)
Well, doon through the back close, and intae the dunny,
Ohhoohh, it wasnae for the first time,
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah,
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.
9)
Then oot came her mammy, she was goin' tae the cludgie
Ohhoohh, I half-buggered off Sharpish
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah,
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.
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10)
Noo Hairy Mary's lookin' for her hard man
Ohhoohh, he's joined the Foreign Legion
Aahhaahh, Sahara under a camel
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
11)
Then Hairy Mary had a little baby,
Ohhoohh, his father's in the army,
Aahhaahh, glory hallelujah,
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.
Hmm... Those chords don't do it from me... I played along with my copy of Hamish'
version, and came up with these. For the talking bits, alternate between and
. Mr. Imlach only needs one but I cannae talk that fast...
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Readable chord sheet for Cod Liver Oil And Orange Juice by Hamish Imlach
[Em] [Em6] [C] [G] [B7]
[A] [Em] [A] [Em]
1) [Em] [C] [G] [Em]
Well, oot of the east, there came a hard man,
Ohhoohh,[C] all the[C] way from Brigto[G]n
Ahhahh,[Em] glory h[Em]allelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[Em]ce.
2) [Em] [C] [G] [Em]
Well, he went intae a pub and he come oot paralytic,
O[C]hhoohh, VP [C]and cider, [G]
[Em]Aahhahh, what a[Em] hell of a mixture, [G]
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[Em]ce.
Sex rears its ugly head now!"
3) [Em] [C] [G] [Em]
Does this bus go to the Danister Parlae
[C]Ohhoohh, I'[C]m lookin' for a lumber,[G]
[Em]Ahhahh, glo[Em]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[Em]ce.
"Eyes up the talent, and lo, and behold..."
4) [Em] [C] [G] [Em]
In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary,
[C]Ohhohh, the fl[C]o(w)er o' the Gorbe[G]ls,
[Em]Ahhahh, glo[Em]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[Em]ce.
Spoken: "He chats her up.."
5) [Em] [C] [G] [Em]
"Ah, noo, Mary, are ye dancin'?"
[C]"Oh, no, it's[C] jest the way I'm standin'"[G]
[Em]Ahhahh, glo[Em]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[Em]ce.
"Rebuffed!"
6) [Em] [C] [G] [Em]
"Well, then, Mary, you're one in a million",
[C]"Ohhohh, so's[C] yer chances[G]!"
[Em]Ahhahh, glo[Em]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the or[B7]ange ju[Em]ice.
"Rebuffed again!"
7) [Em] [C] [G] [Em]
"Well, then, Mary, can I run ye hame?
[C]Ohhoohh, I've[C] got a pair of sandshoes [G]
[Em]Aahhaahh," yer he[Em]ll of a funny...[G]"
Cod live[G]r oil and the oran[B7]ge juic[Em]e.
"Never say die; sways aboot non-chalantly pickin' his nails wi' 'is bayonet; an 'e
knocks 'er off!..."
8) [Em] [C] [G] [Em]
Well, doon through the back close, and intae the dunny,
Ohh[C]oohh, it wasnae[C] for the first time, [G]
[Em]Ahhahh, glo[Em]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[Em]ce.
9) [Em] [C] [G] [Em]
Then oot came her mammy, she was goin' tae the cludgie
[C]Ohhoohh, I half-[C]buggered off Sharpish [G]
Ah[Em]hahh, glory[Em] hallelujah, [G]
Cod live[G]r oil and the or[B7]ange ju[Em]ice.
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10) [Em] [C] [G] [Em]
Noo Hairy Mary's lookin' for her hard man
Oh[C]hoohh, he's jo[C]ined the Foreign Legion [G]
Aahh[Em]aahh, Sahar[Em]a under a cam[G]el
Cod live[G]r oil and the or[B7]ange ju[Em]ice
11) [Em] [C] [G] [Em]
Then Hairy Mary had a little baby,
[C]Ohhoohh, his[C] father's in the army, [G]
[Em]Aahhaahh, g[Em]lory halleluj[G]ah,
Cod live[G]r oil and the or[B7]ange ju[Em]ice.
Hmm... Those chords don't do it from me... I played along with my copy of Hamish'
version, and came up with these. For the talking bits, alternate between [Em] and
[A]. Mr. Imlach only needs one [A] but I cannae talk that fast...