Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong

[E]-11b12-| (repeat [A] lot)

[E]Ahhh...s[B]weet y[C#]outh  [Ab]      [A]
The joys o[Ab]f be[F#]coming a[F#] te[Ab]ena[F#]ge pr[E]ostitute
[E]Or in my ca[B]se a b[C#]loo[Ab]d-c[A]raz[C#]ed [B]gla[B]di[C#]ato[B]r [F#]    [E]
Til I got s[E]tuck on this planet and got [Eb]hooked
on the weed and the [E]crack and the booze and the pi[B]lls and the speed
And the [E]sex and the mud and bl[Eb]ood and the shit
L[C#]et's all go and h[B]it

[E]Nitro-bu[E]rning f[C#]unny b[E]ong
[E]Just one [E]hit, your l[C#]ife goes w[E]rong
[E]Nitro-b[E]urning [C#]funny b[E]ong
[E]Another s[E]tupid [C#]stoner s[E]ong

Fat and lame
The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed
By a bong, and a schlong
Yes now we have all seen how things can go wrong

Now my brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased
Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees
A swarm of narcotics could get me through this
My manager's gonna be pissed
I'm talkin' 'bout the

Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong

[E]Oh, can you t[B]ake it
[E]Oh, do a m[B]onster
[E]Oh, can you d[B]eal with it?
[B]We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys

[E] [B] [C#] [Ab] [A] [Ab] [F#] [F#] [Ab] [F#] [E]
[E](g[B]ui[C#]tar[Ab] 2 [A]re[Ab]pea[B]t [B]th[C#]rou[B]gh[F#] ne[E]xt verse until "I'm sucking...")

[E]Now I'm o[Eb]ld
[E]Trapped in my cell as I c[B]ultivate mold
[E]In the twilight of my years
[C#]I am still a drug a[B]ddict

[E]I'm sucking all night long on a t[B]en foot bong
[E]Moistened with lotion,
[C#]wrapped in a sa[B]rong. Y[E]ou know I live like a k[B]ing
But I act like a fa[C#]ggot   [B]
[E]Once was a warrior, n[Eb]ow just a sponge
[E]High all the time got a d[B]ick like a muskellunge
[E]My glorious destiny [Eb]it turned to shit
[C#]Can I get another h[B]it?

From the nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong

Oh, can you take it?
Oh, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the

[E]Nitro-bu[E]rning f[C#]unny b[E]ong
[E]Nitro-bu[E]rning f[C#]unny b[E]ong
[E]Nitro-bu[E]rning f[C#]unny b[E]ong
[E]Nitro-bu[E]rning f[C#]unny b[E]ong
[B]Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong

[E]Oh, can you t[Eb]ake [B]it
[E]Oh, do a mo[Eb]nster

[B] [C#] [B] [Ab] [F#] [E]