Wasted Rock Ranger

[G]Well, I'm a Wasted Rock Ranger, I live a life of danger
On the road to find a higher [D]high

[D]I don't need no one's affection, All I need is my injection,
My out of tune Les Paul will get me [G]by

[G]I've been doin' gigs since I was ten and really can't remember when
I ever had a dollar to my [D]name

[D]My ears are blown, my eyes are red, I've got big holes inside my head
From snorting too much crystal and [G]cocaine

[G]I have bennies with the mornin' toast, Qualudes with the evenin' roast
Assorted snorts of powder in [D]between

[D]I don't think a days gone by, That I wasn't drunk or high
It's the only way I keep my [G]sanity

[G]From Keggers Den to Hootersville, My flamming dreams have topped the bill
A thousand empty bottles earned my [D]name

[D]Endless dreams of one night stands, Sharing gigs with half-ass bands
And all the local groupies lay the [G]same

[G]Well I coulda' had a payin' job, workin' for some fucked up slob
Wife or family, true [D]security

[D]But I left that shit behind, With all that heavy metal grind
'Cause Rock & Roll is in my blood to [G]stay (among other things...)

[G]Hey! You're a Wasted Rock Ranger, You'll live a life of danger
Sing this song and follow it to the [D]end

[D]And when you reach number one **You can overdose for fun**
And go and visit Jimi and his [G]friends

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[G]Hey! You're a Wasted Rock Ranger, You'll live a life of danger
Sing this song and follow it 'till the [D]end

[D]And when we reach number one  **We'll all overdose for fun**
And we'll hang out with Jimi and his [G]friends  (Yee-Haa)