Flo Rider Live

[G] [D] [G] [D]

[G]Howdy Y'all we come from the Sou[D]th

The [G]land of oranges and Mickey Mo[D]use

And [G]we don't think it's very nice, you send your gran[D]dparents here to die

Got t[G]he first gay governor, education's a real bum- m[D]er

Got G[G]ators, Hurricanes, [D]shark attacks

Not much our stat[G]e really lacks, b[D7]ut

            [G]     [D]      [Em]         [C]

F***   y'all  we're from  Florida (X3)

Ted Bundy killed in '74
It kind of really opened the door
for the death penalty and to this day
in Florida you don't get away.
Swamp Cabbage man, lives on East 50
in the woods with all the hippies
Bible thumpers all live in fear
of gay days coming once a year

(chorus)

Tallahassee is our capital
Key West filled with homosexuals
Daytona has under-aged breasts
Gainesville (?) all the best
Miami is a . . . I f***ed up the words . . .
Orlando is a tourist magnet
Jacksonville not much to say
You can visit but please don't stay

(chorus)