Sweet Transvestite
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
How do you do, I
See you've met my
faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down, Be-
-cause when you knocked
he thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out
by the way I look,
don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a girl
by the light of day,
but by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
Let me show you around, maybe
play you a sound,
you look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
that's not too abysmal,
we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
Well, you got caught with a flat, well,
how 'bout that?
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night,
when it all seems alright,
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
Why don't you stay for the night? Night.
Or maybe a bite? Bite.
I could show you my favorite obsession.
I've been making a man
with blond hair and a tan,
and he's good for relieving my tension.
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
(spoken)
So - come up to the lab,
and see what's on the slab,
I see you shiver with antici...pation.
But maybe the rain
isn't really to blame,
so I'll remove the cause
(chuckles), but not the symptom.
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Readable chord sheet for Sweet Transvestite by Glee Cast
[E] [E] [E] How do you do, I [E] [G] See you've met my [G] [A] faithful handy[A]ma[E]n. [E] [E] He's just a little brought down, Be- [E] [G] -cause when you knocked [G] [A] he thought you were the can[A]dy[E]man. [E] [E] Don't get strung out [E] [G] by the way I look, [G] [A] don't judge a book by[A] i[E]ts cover. [E] [E] I'm not much of a girl [E] [G] by the light of day, [G] [A] but by night I'm one hell of a lover.[A] [E] I'm just a [B7]sweet transvestite from [A]Sensational, Transylvan[E]ia. [E] [E] Let me show you around, maybe [E] [G] play you a sound, [G] [A] you look like you're both pretty groovy.[A] [E] [E] [E] Or if you want something visual [E] [G] that's not too abysmal, [G] [A] we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie[A]. [E] [E] [E] Well, you got caught with a flat, well, [E] [G] how 'bout that? [G] [A] Well, babies, don't you panic.[A] [E] [E] [E] By the light of the night, [E] [G] when it all seems alright, [G] [A] I'll get you a satanic mechanic. I'm just a [B7]sweet transvestite from [A]Sensational, Transyl[E]vania. [E] [E] Why don't you stay for the night? Night. [E] [G] Or maybe a bite? Bite. [G] [A] I could show you my favorite obsession. [A] [E] [E] [E] I've been making a man [E] [G] with blond hair and a tan, [G] [A] and he's good for relievin[A]g [E]my tension. I'm just a [B7]sweet transvestite from [A]Sensational, Transy[E]lvania. I'm just a [B7]sweet transvestite from [A]Sensational, Transy[E]lvania. (spoken) [E] So - come up to the lab, [G] and see what's on the slab, [E] I see you shiver with antici...pation. [G] But maybe the rain [E] isn't really to blame, [A] so I'll remove the cause [E] (chuckles), but not the symptom.