Damn It, Janet

[G]     "Hey Janet!" "Yes, Brad?" "I've got something to say."
"Uh huh?" [Bm]   "I really loved the skilful way, you beat the[C] other girls
to the bride's [D]bouquet."  "Oh, Brad!"   [D7]

Finn/Brad:
[G]The river was deep but I swam it, (J[Em]anet)
[G]The future is ours, so let's plan it, (J[Em]anet)
[G]So please don't tell me to can it, (J[Em]anet)
[G]I've one thing to say and that's [Em]Damn it, Ja[C]net, [D]I love [D7]you.

[G]The road was long but I ran it, (J[Em]anet)
[G]There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, (J[Em]anet)
[G]If there's one fool for you then I am it, (J[Em]anet)
[G]I've one thing to say and that's [Em]Damn it, Ja[C]net, [D]I love y[D7]ou.

[C]Here's the ring to [D]prove that I'm no [G]joker,[G7]
[C]There's three ways that [D]love can [G]grow.[G7]
[C]That's good, [D]bad, or [G]mediocre[Em],
[C]Oh, J-A-N-E-T, I [D]love you so![D7]

Rachel/Janet:
[G]Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had, (oh[Em] Brad)
[G]Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, (oh[Em] Brad)
[G]That you've met Mom and you know Dad, (o[Em]h Brad)
[G]I've one thing to say and that's [Em]Brad, I'm [C]mad, for [D]you, too.[G7]

R/J:
[C]Oh, Br[D]ad!

[F] [B]
[G]Oh, damn i[G7]t!

R/J:
[C]I'm mad[D]!

[F] [B]
[G]Oh, Janet[G7]!

R/J:
[C]For yo[D]u!

[F] [B]
[G]I love you too..ooh[Em]..oohoh!

Both:
[C]There's one thing left to d[D]o, hoo-hoo[D7]!

Finn/Brad:
[G]And that's go see the man who began it, (J[Em]anet)
[G]When we met in his science exam-it, (J[Em]anet)
[G]Made me give you the eye and then panic, (Ja[Em]net)
[G]Now I've one thing to say and that's [Em]Damn it, [C]Janet, [D]I love you! [D7]

[F] [B]
[C]Damn it, Janet.
R/J:
[D]Oh, Brad, I[C]'m mad![D]
[F] [B]
[C]Damn it, Janet.
BOTH:
[D]I love you![G]