Outlaw Scumfuc

[C]Everybody k[D]nows that I'm a s[G]cumbag
[G]They won't come and see me in this [C]dive
[C]Everyone's afr[G]aid of what[D] might happen to t[Em]hem
Or if th[Am]ey'll even get out of there a[D]live

[C]Some fuckhead in the [D]corner is getting to[G] me
[G]Talkin' about the way I look an[C]d smell
[C]Well I guess he don't know t[G]hat I'm t[D]he Outla[Em]w Scumfuc
[Am]Someone aughta' warn him before I k[D]nock him straight to Hell

Becaus[C]e everybody kn[D]ows that I'm a scu[G]mbag
[G]I like sluts and whores and I don't c[C]are
[C]You can say j[G]ust what you want to[D] say abou[Em]t me
[Am]But if I hear you I might just go[D] knock you off your chair

[C]'Cause I like to drink[D] whiskey by the g[G]allon
[G]I live on peanut butter sandwiches, I don'[C]t care
[C]I spent some nights in[G] jail in this o[D]ld c[Em]ountry
[Am]Everybody hates me and I just don't fucking[D] care

'Cause I can [G]sing all those songs about b[C]itches
[D]And I still fuck all the prostitutes t[G]hat I kno[D]w
They[G] tell me I smell like raw [C]sewage
Bu[Am]t I'm the man that you'll never k[D]now

[C]Because everyb[D]ody knows that I'm a scumb[G]ag
[G]They won't come and see me if I di[C]ed
[C]Everyone's afraid of wha[G]t might ha[D]ppen t[Em]o them
Or if t[Am]hey'll even get out of there al[D]ive

Some fuckhead in the corner is getting to me

Talkin' about the way I look and smell

Well I guess he don't know it, but I'm the Outlaw Scumfuc

Someone aughta' warn him before I knock him straight to Hell

Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag

I like sluts and whores and I don't care

You can say just what you want to say about me

But if I hear you I might just go knock you off your chair

And I can sing all those songs about bitches

And I still fuck all those prostitutes that I know

They tell me I smell like raw sewage

But I'm just the man that you'll never know

Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag

They'll never come and see me in this dive

You can say just what you want to say about me

I'll turn my back on you and I'll stick you from behind

'Cause everybody knows that I'm a scumbag...