If You Ain't Lovin' (You Ain't Livin')

[G]If you got a [D]Cadillac, boy, and a forty-room shack, [G]boy,
A bucket full of [D]money and a tree full of [G]honey,
But if you're gettin' no [C]huggin', no smoochin' or a-[G]muggin'.
If you ain't [D]lovin', then you ain't [G]livin'.

If you're ridin' on a [D]gravy train instead of walkin down [G]lover's lane,
You can't make [D]hay, boy, 'cause you're goin' the wrong [G]way boy.
You gotta get a little [C]honey, it's better than [G]money.
If you ain't [D]lovin', then you ain't [G]livin'.

If they call you a [D]big man 'cause you gotta lotta [G]bottom land.
If you're kin to the [D]president and you help run the [G]government,
But if you're gettin' no at[C]tention, you're better off on a [G]pension.
If you ain't [D]lovin', then you ain't [G]livin'.

If you got a [D]string of long cars and you're smokin' them [G]four-bit cigars.
You ain't so [D]well to do unless you get a little [G]koochi-koo.
It takes a little bit of [C]smackin' - all your life's a-[G]lackin'.
If you ain't [D]lovin', then you ain't [G]livin'.