Swimmin' With The Wimmin

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(Original Key: [Bb])

[E7]  [Am]  [A7]  [D7]  [G]  [C]  [G]

Now [G]every year about July, when summer [E7]time [Ddim]comes [D7]round,
There's [D7]lots and lots of people at the [G]seaside to be found.
[E7] Some play golf or tennis; others [Am]like to take a rest,
But [A7]here's the kind of [D]exercise, that [A7]I en-[A7b5]joy the [D7]best;

When I go [G]swimin' with the [A7]wimmin',
Eee, I [D7]do have a [Ddim]real [D7]good [G]time.[G7]
[C] Bobbing up and [Edim]down in the [G]water;
It comes [A7]just below my Mason Dixon [D7]line.

To [G]see the ladies [G7]do their ex-[G]er-[C]cises,
You [A7]wouldn't think that half of them were [D7]slimming.
[B7] And when the [E7]girls stand up to sneeze,
You can [Am]see their housemaids [A7]knees.
If you go [D7]swimmin' with the [G]wimmin'.[C]   [G]

Now [G]even when I am at home and working [E7]day [Ddim]to   [D7]day,
I [D7]always do look forward to my [G]half day holiday.
The [E7]people don't invite me out, they [Am]know my half day's fixed,
I [A7]go out to the [D]baths that day, be-[A7]cause the [A7b5]bathing's [D7]mixed.

When I go [G]swimin' with the [A7]wimmin',
Eee, I [D7]do have a [Ddim]real [D7]good [G]time.[G7]
[C] Bobbing up and [Edim]down in the [G]water,
With a [A7]pretty girl, whose name is Adeline.

You [G]ought to see her [G7]latest bath-[G]ing [C]costume;
It's [A7]nothing but a little bit of [D7]trimming.
[B7] And what I [E7]took to be her face,
Turned out to [Am]be a different [A7]place,
When I went [D7]swimmin' with the [G]wimmin'.[C]   [G]

One [G]day I went in with some of my re-lations,
With [G7]some of my [G]re-[C]lations,
And [A7]someone went and pushed my Uncle [D]Jim in.
[B7] He came up [E7]gasping for his breath and shouted;
And shouted; "[Am]what a lovely [A7]death,
To die when [D7]swimmin', with the [G]wimmin!' [C]    [G]

Once I went [G]swimmin' with the [A7]wimmin',
And I [D7]did feel a [Ddim]big  [D7]soft [G]thing.[G7]
A [C]woman went and [Edim]fainted in the [G]water,
And [A7]where she disappeared it left a [D7]ring.

So I [G]jumped in with [G7]nearly all [G]my [C]clothes on,
And [A7]swam until my eyesight started [D7]dimming.
[B7] And after [E7]fighting for my life,
I found I'd [Am]gone and saved the [A7]wife;
So I've chucked [D7]swimmin' with the [G]wimmin'! [C]    [G]

CHORD DIAGRAMS:

   [E7]      [Am]      [A7]      [D7]      [G]       [C]      [Ddim]

 [E][A][D][G][B][E]  [E][A][D][G][B][E]  [E][A][D][G][B][E]  [E][A][D][G][B][E]  [E][A][D][G][B][E]  [E][A][D][G][B][E]  [E][A][D][G][B][E]
 020100  x02210  x02223  xx0212  320003  x32010  xx0101

   [D]      [A7b5]     [G7]     [Edim]     [G]       [B7]

 [E][A][D][G][B][E]  [E][A][D][G][B][E]  [E][A][D][G][B][E]  [E][A][D][G][B][E]  [E][A][D][G][B][E]  [E][A][D][G][B][E]
 xx0232  x01023  323000  xx2323  321000  021202

*UKULELE CHORDS*

  [E7]    [Am]    [A7]    [D7]    [G]     [C]    [Ddim]   [D]

 [G]1[C]2[E]0[A]2  [G]2[C]0[E]0[A]0  [G]0[C]1[E]0[A]0  [G]2[C]2[E]2[A]3  [G]0[C]2[E]3[A]2  [G]0[C]0[E]0[A]3  [G]1[C]2[E]1[A]2  [G]2[C]2[E]2[A]0

 [A7b5]   [G7]   [Edim]   [G]     [B7]

 [G]2[C]3[E]3[A]4  [G]0[C]2[E]1[A]2  [G]1[C]2[E]1[A]2  [G]0[C]3[E]0[A]2  [G]0[C]3[E]1[A]2