I Can't Dance

[C] [C]  [G]  [G]
e:------------|
B:------------|
G:--5-5-------| <- the first bit can be played 2 ways...
D:--5-5--5--5-|
A:--3-3--5--5-|
E:--3-3--3--3-|

   or:
   [C] [C]  [G]  [G]          [F]  [G] [G]       [C] [C]  [G] [G]      [Bb]   [C]
e:----------------|-------------|-------------|------------------|
B:----------------|-------------|-------------|------------------|
G:----------------|-------------|--5-5--------|--3---------------|x2
D:-2-2--5--5------|---3-/5-5----|--5-5--5-5---|--0----2-2--------|
A:-3-3--5--5------|---3-/5-5----|--3-3--5-5---|--1-/--3-3-3h4p3--|
E:-3-3--3--3------|---1-/3-3----|--3-3--3-3---|--1-/--3-3--------|

   [C] [C]  [G]  [G]          [F]  [G] [G]       [C] [C]  [G] [G]      [Bb]   [C]
e:----------------|-------------|-------------|------------------|
B:----------------|-------------|-------------|------------------|
G:----------------|-------------|--5-5--------|--3---------------|
D:-2-2--5--5------|---3-/5-5----|--5-5--5-5---|--0----2-2--------|
A:-3-3--5--5------|---3-/5-5----|--3-3--5-5---|--1-/--3-3-3h4p3--|
E:-3-3--3--3------|---1-/3-3----|--3-3--3-3---|--1-/--3-3--------|
           Hot sun    Beating           Burning  wal-  around
                          down          my feet   king

[C]  [C]  [G]  [G]Hot sun    [F]   [G] b[G]eating down
[C]  [C]  [G]  [G]burning my feet just [Bb]walking a[C]round.

(Same thing:)

Hot sun making me sweat
'Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet

(same tune as verse)

[C]I [C]ca[G]n'[G]t dance, I[F] ca[G]n'[G]t talk.
[C]Th[C]e [G]on[G]ly thing about me is the [Bb]way I [C]walk.

I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling everything.

Blue jeans sitting on the beach,
her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach.

She's got a body under that shirt,
but all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt.

'Cause, I can't dance, I can't talk.
The only thing about me is the way I walk.
No, I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling.

   [Bb]          [F]         [C]
e:-----------------------0-----|
B:-----------------------1-----|
G:-----------------------0-----|
D:-0-----------3---------2-----|
A:-1-----------3---------3-----|
E:-1-----------1---------3-----|
   checking... place...  know

And [Bb]checking everything is in [F]place,
you never [C]know who's looking on.

Young punk spilling beer on my shoes,
fat guy's talking to me trying to steal my blues.

Thick smoke, see her smiling through.
I never thought so much could happen just shooting pool.

But I can't dance, I can't talk.
The only thing about me is the way I walk.
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling

       [Bb]           [F]               [C]
e:--------------------------------------|
B:--------------------------------------|
G:--------------------------------------|
D:-----0------------3---------------2---|
A:-----1------------3---------------3---|
E:-----1------------1---------------3---|

   [Bb]              [Eb]          [F]
e:-----------------------------------------1----------|
B:--------------------------------------------1-------|
G:--------------------------------------2--------2----|
D:-0---------------13----------3------3---------------|
A:-1---------------13----------3----------------------|
E:-1---------------11----------1----------------------|

And [Bb]checking everything is in [F]place
You never [C]know who's looking on
[Bb]  A perfect body [Eb]  with a perfect [F]face,  uhan.

[End]

Play chorus lots of time with loads of scat vocals...while
playing the "intro-riff"...

and singing:

"I won't dance,  please don't ask me..."