Country Music I Gone Crazy

I [D] sit here by the men's room in this country bar
Consuming so much beer that I can't [A7] walk too far
A month ago my lovin' lady had a cow
When she heard that RALPH would not be back on [D] NASHVILLE NOW;

Those old country songs that I've been singing all the time
Finally drove away my [D7] wife and drove me [G] outta my mind
And the [A7] future's lookin' wierd, it's enough to make you scared
And Because Of Country Music, I've Gone [D] Crazy.

I got [G] holes in my boots, I got [D] holes in my jeans
Hold [A7] on, I'll be right back, man you [D] know what that means
Between the [G] bar tab and the jukebox my [D] mind got up and went
I even [E] voted for CLINTON for [A7] president;

Play some [D] HANK, Play some WILLIE, Play some PATSY CLINE
Keep your finger off of [D7] CRAZY, It'll [G] blow my mind
And the [A7] future is the pits, it's enough to make you....quit
And Because Of Country Music, I've Gone [D] crazy.

Repeat 3rd and 4th Verses

The [A7] future's lookin' dim, but at least I'm gettin' slim
And Because Of Country Music, I've Gone [D] Crazy.