Dirty Old Man

[E]/ / /  [E7]/ / /  [A]/ . [G]/  [E]/

chorus echoes each line except as noted):

        H[E]angin' out by the sc[A]hoolyard g[E]ate
        L[E]ookin' up every dr[A]ess I c[E]an
        S[A]uckin' wind through my upper plate
        I[E]'m a d[A]irty old m[E]an (dirty old man, dirty old man)

        ([1] you f*ckin' dirty old man   [2] disgusting!)

        Handin' out joints to the kids at school
        Givin' out pictures and porn and pills
        Fillin' the front of my shirt with drool
        I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)

        ([2] ya prevert!)

        Nervously wiggling my toes in my boots
        Communist literature in my hands
        Pinchin' all the bosoms I can
        I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)

        ([2] you!)

[instrumental break over verse chords]

Recitation (over two repeats of verse chords)

        [cackle] Hello, kiddies, here I am again on the ol' schoolyard!  I
        got *thrill pills* for all the little chickies, and I got *funny
        cigarettes* for all you boys [sniff], and I got *dirty pictures* for
        all of you together!  Well, I guess I better go, I see the campus
        cop's coming... I better split now.  Remember Leon Trotsky! [cackle]

[repeat verses 1-3]

        I[A]'m a d[B]irty old m[E]an

-- another ace 60's tab from Andrew Rogers